We’ve all had those dreams where you are having a nice day and then you all of a sudden freak out because you remember that today is finals and you haven’t studied all semester and you have to be in the classroom in 20 minutes and you’re not wearing pants, right?
And you get them years after you finish any kind of formal schooling, right?
Well, I had a similar “Awshit!” moment about 90 minutes ago. I totally thought that Joliet Jake was going to do Sexy Friday this week and then I realized that no, that was last week and I hadn’t done shit all week and all of a sudden I have 90 minutes to scan the internet to find sexy goodness for you.
However, I pride myself on rising to the occasion (seewhatididthere?) and here is your Sexy Friday, on schedule and on budget.
It’s actually a little extra funny because I had two really good ideas for themes that I wanted to do once I started writing Sexy Friday again and I was saving time this weekend to write them up.
This week, I have decided to go with a theme of soccer gals since the Euro 2020 (in 2021!) will start very soon. I would also like to thank all the writers that have produced team previews and all the ones still to be published. You guys have done a great job, per usual, and it is greatly appreciated.
Without further ado, TO THE TITS AND ASSES!
For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Today we are back to the puzzles! As always, I will give up to three hints in the comments at your request. You try to determine the hidden theme or link between all the songs. Good luck!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
Alright, not going to finish it, but into the bottom of the Ardbeg Uigedail
Goodnight, sweet princes.
I thought I lost my phone in the last bar, but GOOD NEWS! It was in my pocket. Thus endeth the lesson.
Which bar?
On the left:
Oh man. Clarendon Ballroom brings back memories.
I wasn’t in there but that’s the place.
I know my left from my right, i just found the right more appealing and can’t tell which pub you were in but it reminds me of Rira
Scotchy and Gumbygirl came really close to guessing the theme. Should I give it to them or hold out for a more detailed answer?
I’m kinda drunk and don’t feel like thinking,
LET THEM AWKWARDLY SPLIT THE FLESHLIGHT.
Agreed!
The actual answer is that these were all songs that became the most popular songs for their respective World Cups even if they weren’t necessarily “official” songs.
Shallow and pedantic
I feel there’s a good mother comeback here, but I’ll defer to Shoresy.
Ummm…he can have it?
Found some old mini cheesecakes in the freezer i made a long time ago. A little freezer burn ain’t gonna stop this eatin’.
Girl #1 wins for me.
Girl #11 down the stack also does it for me.
Ok, Kilchoman gone. Next up, finishing the Laphroaig 10.
Is that Jewel? Where did she go?
I always found her remarkably attractive. Except for her poetry.
Yes. That is a good opinion.
Jewel? Great tits and I always liked her smile with the one slightly crooked tooth. The beauty is in the flaws.
Okay – that Marchessault goal was bonkers. Purposely shot it off the goalie’s ass from behind the net to tie the game.
And now they’re up. What a crazy fucking game.
You know that expression “an ass you can bounce a quarter off”? Well a hockey puck is kind of shaped like a quarter…
That was five ridiculous minutes in the Avs-Vegas game. End to end action, with quick changes due to Vegas trying to line match & Colorado mixing lines to counter.
I have it?!! They were all in Menudo! I too, have been in some pretty deep menudo, but I have usually been able to talk my way out of it.
New guess, they all repeat lyrics 3 times, hot hot hot, la la la, ole, ole, ole…
Yes yes yes?
I like that guess. Not accurate, but fun!
Deep Menudo also means something else in certain corners of the internet
Ok, working through all the liquor bottles that just have a little left. Tonight’s finish em up selection: Kilchoman 100% Islay.
MIX THEM ALL
Mad man
I’m surprised no one has made any comments on the Polish girl’s pants.
THAT IS A GENIUS DESIGN!
Someone should win an award for that kind of thing…
That’s a clitectomy waiting to happen, I say hell no to genital mutilation!
My guy made a trip out here to restock my candy bowl tonight. I really appreciate him making the drive, but prefer to meet him at his place, so I can leave as soon as I have had enough. I love the guy, but he’s always coked up when he shows up here and starts rambling about his crazy friends and their shenanigans but I’ve never met any of the people he talks about. Of course, he’s always running late and I feel like it’s the seventies again waiting on the man to show up but at least if you get impatient you can reach out on the cell. Not possible 40 years ago.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YbigVkiAe0s
Lou Reed was singing that in the background of my brain when I typed up my comment.
I shaved my legs and then I was a she
Confused. Drug dealer or gigolo? Either way, happy your candy bowl is filled.
Former not latter; he really loaded me up, I should be good for a couple of months….
Just say yes!
Watching the UCI Anteaters take on the Nevada Wolfpack in an NCAA baseball regional online and having a beer and feeling content and I hope y’all are doing goodly.
Habs are up 2-0 in the second round, which is about 5-6 more playoff wins than I expected, so I’m doing prettay prettay good.
I’ve been watching softball. Bruins are in the winners’ bracket but losing to Alabama 2-0 in the 2nd.
Thanks for the reminder – go Bruins!
The Dr. Mrs. snapped this during our hike this morning. There were actually four of them – two adults and two fawns – this one came last and was bounding across the road.
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The theme is songs recorded in a studio.
what about microphones?
Several of the lead singers used them to prove the expression “anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough”
It must be true, it’s in a book!
https://youtu.be/NoJ5ci0A8sY
I suppose I could tolerate the Canadeiuons winning, on the condition that they get hilariously disqualified from the next round because of some crazy canadian cuorantine covid shenanigans.
Seeing that news that there’s a new Master & Commander film being developed. Very early stages — no actors* or directors attached yet — but excellent news.
*It won’t be Crowe and Bettany, as the idea is to adapt the first book, so you’d need much younger actors.
None of these bands have ever been in my kitchen.
Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.
One of my opponents on a certain game show did that as his final answer and I greatly respected it.
I heard that Alex Trebek stopped by the guy’s favorite bar afterwards.
Which is weird, considering that the bar was in Boston and Jeopardy! filmed in L.A. But Alex was a mensch.
A good man.
A good very fucking wealthy man.
But there are two kinds of people in the world; those who get the “in my kitchen” reference and those who watch Wheel of Fortune.
After suffering through five days of Mayim Bialik I appreciate what a pro Pat Sajak is.
I like her.
All of the artists have had songs that were the “Official Ditty of The World Cup/Lesser Footy Competitions”.
That was my guess too!
It’s a good guess, but these were not all “official” songs.
And New Order never made an “official” World Cup song .
But did they ever make an official New World Order song, maybe as an anthem for the United Nations?
That was Ministry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM11Yo6pFyM