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Coach Zimmer Takes a Long Walk in the Woods.
banner image via [exterior Coach Zimmers’ compound in Kentucky] Coach Zimmer walks in the front door of his expansive residence looking forlorn. He tosses…
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Quarantine Blues: Minnesota Vikings Team Preview
banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer’s ranch in Northern Kentucky} Date: Mid June 2020 [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: “Jesus Fuck if I have…
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A Confidence is Lost
banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer’s ranch in Northern Kentucky} [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: “Hey everybody, I’m home!” Maria: “Hi Coach! Welcome…
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Vikings Season Preview: Coach Zimmer reads a tweet.
Exterior – Vikings Training Camp. Day. The team practices in full pads. Coach Zimmer is observed at a distance and is unusually quiet. Vikings…
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Minnesota Vikings Preview: Coach Zimmer Addresses the Team.
[interior US Bank Stadium coaches office. Inside Coach Zimmer is tirelessly studying game film of the Tennessee Titans] /knock on door [door flies open]…
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Coach Zimmer Gets Ready for Work.
main image via Interior: Coach Zimmer’s home near the Great Northern Minnesota woods “Good morning, Maria! Well, I guess it’s about that time again.…
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Coach Zimmer Prepares for the Offseason
{ Interior Vikings team HQ, Eden Prairie Minnesota} Coach Zimmer: “Well, that’s about the last of the team interviews. Guess there’s nothing left to…
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Mike Zimmer Needs to Vent
Hi I’m coach Mike Zimmer of the Minnesota Vikings. Some of you may have heard some sound bites of my press conference after my…