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Your “YA BETTER START SOMEBODDDDDYYYYYY” MNF Open Thread
ST. MICHAEL CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL, FOOTBALL FIELD — FAIRHOPE, ALABAMA — TWO WEEKS AGO COACH RIVERS: Alright boys, bring it in! Bring it in!…
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Whatever Happens Now Is Just Gravy – The Indianapolis Colts At The Break
What can be said about the 2023 Indianapolis Colts that couldn’t also be said in the form of a gravy fart? I’m not sure,…
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For the Shoe: A 2021 Indianapolis Colts Preview
This is your 2021 Indianapolis Colts team preview. I think I may have done them in an earlier year but making your way through…
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Screw It, I’m Quittin – The 2019 Indianapolis Colts On Bye
In retrospect, it may not have been wise to make the 2019 Indianapolis Colts Preview post all about Andrew Luck. Just before the season…
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All Apologies to Lewis Carroll: The DFO Indianapolis Colts 2019 Preview
THE ANDREWLUCKY ’Twas brillig, and the boring Colts Did gyre and gimble in the ‘Nap: All drunkish were the cheering dolts, …
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Your “Seventh Heaven – Game Seven!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
But not in the bad-touchy Dad-from-7th-Heaven kind of way. NFL News: The NFL has named Alberto Riveron the new Head of Officiating. Technically the senior…
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Fifty Shades of Gravy (Part 1)
The first thing I notice about Mr. Irsay’s office is the smell; leather, stale human sweat, spilled beer. It reminds me so much of…