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Vikings Team Preview: The Defense gets Addressed.
banner image via [intro Vikings team quarters] /Coach Kevin O’Connell addresses the entire team Coach O’Connell: “Holy geez guys! We’re gonna have a super…
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How did I get barf in my backseat? A very special Boots on the Ground Experience
Anytime it’s been ill conceived enough that I somehow become the designated driver? Well most of those adventures have not ended proper and it…
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Quarantine Blues: Minnesota Vikings Team Preview
banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer’s ranch in Northern Kentucky} Date: Mid June 2020 [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: “Jesus Fuck if I have…
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2019 Minnesota Vikings Team Preview.
Interior: Vikings draft room just prior to the 2019 NFL draft. Rick Spielman: “Alright guys. This is it. Our final draft board. Let’s go…
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Vikings Season Preview: Coach Zimmer reads a tweet.
Exterior – Vikings Training Camp. Day. The team practices in full pads. Coach Zimmer is observed at a distance and is unusually quiet. Vikings…
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Saturday Night’s Alright FOAR…Keenum Vengeance!
I suppose maybe other things are going on in the universe tonight, but all Commentist Party eyes will no doubt be on Donks WOO!…
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Vikings Coach Mike Zimmer Faces the Music and Dances
Minnesota Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer did not conduct a press conference Friday in which he addressed the team’s blowout 38-7 loss to the…
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Vikings at the Bye. Dare We Hope?
As the Vikings prepare to leave their bye week and begin the second half of the season, the team sits in first place of…
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Vikings Bye Week Update: Week 6 and The Living is Easy.
What we’ve witnessed so far for the 2016 Vikings season has been a mix-up of inspirational, tragic, head-scratching, awe-inspiring, ferocious and a lot of…
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Minnesota Vikings Preview: Coach Zimmer Addresses the Team.
[interior US Bank Stadium coaches office. Inside Coach Zimmer is tirelessly studying game film of the Tennessee Titans] /knock on door [door flies open]…