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Free Agency Hysteria!
Holy hell free agency has taken off like a rocket. I’m fake Adam Schefter to bring you the latest on the NFL free agency…
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Super Bowl “L” Predictions: Blake Griffin
Hi everyone, I’m NBA All-Star Blake Griffin of the Los Angeles Clippers and I’m here to give my prediction for Super Bo… What was…
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Year in Review: 2015 as an Acid Flashback
Jesus, this shit is strong! Hopefully this doesn’t lead to one of those horrible introspective nightmares that last 4 hours or so. I need…
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Fifty Shades of Gravy (Part 1)
The first thing I notice about Mr. Irsay’s office is the smell; leather, stale human sweat, spilled beer. It reminds me so much of…
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The Texans Hitchhiker
As I traveled extensively in a former occupation, I have seen events to destroy men’s souls and psyches. One fall, I was in Houston,…
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I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE
“I Would Like A Selfie” For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xWw-_VIy0&ab_channel=JASONSCARYSTORYS Outside of a small town in Central Texas was a supposed haunted house. This house was surrounded…
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All Movie Baseball Team
Hey guys, it’s time for something stupid. Inspired by an email chain from today, here’s my team of fictional film baseball players. My rule…
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High Plains Grifter
-The camera pulls back to show a once prosperous and optimistic but now desolate, nearly deserted town. Two men stand at the entrance to…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories Chapter One
Goodell said, ‘Mr. Balls, they have a saying in Chicago: “Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, the third time it’s enemy action.”‘ PART 1…