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  • Last Stop at Hamlin

    Last Stop at Hamlin

    October 31, 2024

    “Look, it’s the question you’re always going to ask. But that’s your focus; not mine. I don’t have fear. Fear stifles our thinking and…

  • Lover

    Lover

    October 31, 2023

    2022 Halloween Post Champion

  • The Man in the Arena

    The Man in the Arena

    October 31, 2022

    Sebastian Blax craned his neck in an attempt to catch a glance of the must-be approaching light rail between the crossing traffic. The train…

  • NFL Speakeasy Stories: Dia de los Muertos

    NFL Speakeasy Stories: Dia de los Muertos

    October 31, 2019

    INTERIOR, EL SANTO, MIAMI, FLORIDA The man walked into the dimly lit room uneasily. He didn’t go out much anymore, specially not to places…

  • The Devil and Hue Jackson (Part 2)

    The Devil and Hue Jackson (Part 2)

    October 31, 2018

    Part 1 — “Good morning, Huey Jackson, it’s time to rise and grind.” The Devil’s words come penetratin’ into Hue’s wrecked mind. So Hue…

  • The Devil’s Other Advocate

    The Devil’s Other Advocate

    October 31, 2018

    BAILIFF:  All rise! JUDGE: Ooooowweeeeeoooo!  Now, what do we have before us today? BAILIFF: There are two cases involving retail theft… JUDGE: Boring! BAILIFF:…

  • The Devil and Hue Jackson (Part 1)

    The Devil and Hue Jackson (Part 1)

    October 31, 2018

    The Devil walked into the Golden Bull on a rainy Oakland night, While the lost souls sat and nursed their CTE in the sickly…

  • Something Wicked This Way Comes…

    Something Wicked This Way Comes…

    October 24, 2018

    This is just a reminder that Halloween is only one week away, and with it, our annual collection of SPOOKY NFL STORIES!  Here are…

  • DFO Halloween Stories: Mr. Brown’s Shortcut

    DFO Halloween Stories: Mr. Brown’s Shortcut

    October 31, 2016

    EXT: Pittsburgh Steelers practice facility. Antonio Brown and Markus Wheaton are catching passes from a Jugs passing machine: Markus Wheaton: “Damn, Antonio! You can catch…

  • Quoth the Ginger

    Quoth the Ginger

    October 31, 2016

    With apologies to Edgar Allan Poe, JJFozz, and actual writers/poets/intellectuals everywhere   Once upon a season dreary, while owners pondered, meek and bleary- Eyed,…

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