On Labour Day Weekend, my lazy Saturday started with a vigorous masturbation session
and only got better from there. On Hippo's JV Footy Open Thread,
he encouraged us commentists to spice up our game-watching activities by making some wagers.
Redshirt and I stepped up as UCLA and Cincinnati were playing each other at
Hello new person! Last year, tWBS drew the short straw and did the introductory post to any of you that are just now discovering our little corner of the world. BTW, DFO is ranked in the 400,000s in terms of websites around the world, so that's... something!
We do know we
Good morning folks! Hope your brackets are alive and well, if not I hope your liquor cabinet is well stocked.
I can pretty safely guarantee that after reading the title of today's edition of Sunday Gravy you had one of two reactions. A) - Holy shit, this is going to be
It's been "interesting" around DFO this week. Now that we're transitioning into the offseason, everyone seems like they're in a rather weird mood.
King Hippo was a little pissed off earlier this week, as were a lot of us. Though our resident Iggles and P*ts fans (you jerks know who you
In the same general purple pulsating vein as Make it Snow's Oscars nominees preview, I present to you this year's nominees for the AVN Awards.
The winners will be announced this weekend at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada at a gala you can still buy tickets
Banner image via some random ass site
Scene: A large industrial footprint that, come on, you can read the banner image, right? Clearly we're at a recycling facility. Let's say it's north of New York for proximity to the NFL offices and because where exactly doesn't matter. It's fiction, just suspend
Actually, it's really about this
Allow me to explain. Around the DFO water cooler, Litre_ cola suggested that we rename the Houston Texans. We did this already with The Washington Redacteds and it makes sense to me since Deshaun Watson has proven to be really good and may actually push the
Our own Blaxxy is busy traveling for work, so you get me as Judge and Judy for this week's submittals.
Without further ado, let's get to it!
And the winners are......
Who said “the logo is lava?” - LemonJello
Talk about adding injury to insult. Of course the Jest can’t do anything in the
The young man sat on the NYC Subway, riding along, lost in thought. Rehearsals had been cancelled and he unexpectedly had the whole day to himself. As he sat, thinking about all of the things he wanted to do today, a commotion started on the far end of
The apartment was littered with pizza boxes, empty 2 liter bottles, and take-out containers. The recycling cooperative van had not come around this week. Maybe they were at the Brewfest? All he knew is it was an inconvenience. He would have to put everything in a bag
I speak of course, about the ole In-n-Out. If you are reading the header, you are probably thinking, "There goes Balls, going into something sexual again! I wonder if he's going to talk about ass play again..." Well, dear reader, you are partially correct. As you well know, I can
It was late on a Monday night in the DFO clubhouse. The poker table had been well used on this night. No, not like that, even though BrettFavresColonoscopy had suggested something earlier which....well, never mind. Didn't matter anyway, as BFC was now passed out, face down in his