Oh boy! Sunday Night with Litre.

Have you had enough hoops yet? Never!

It is the international break for my beloved futbol which in the last 40 years has been dire up here in Canadia. BUT! This window is something different. Canadia is in 1st place and could qualify on Thursday. Why is this of importance? WE HAVEN”T BEEN THERE SINCE THE EIGHTIES!!!

Fans Canada during the FIFA World Cup match between Soviet Union and Canada, at Estadio Sergio Leon Chavez, Irapuato, Mexico on 9 June 1986 ( Photo by Max Colin / Onze / Icon Sport )

I have always hoped this day would come and would be on the next plane to the games. Unfortunately the World Cup is in December, and it is in Qatar. Fuck.

Problem 1: Slave laboUr to build the stadia. Hey FIFA, know what’s cool? Refurbishing older venues, going to a country WITH stadiums and basically not behaving like our beloved Cecil Rhodes did back in the day.

Problem 2: Fucking petro state bought the damn tourney and they are NOT set up to host something of this magnitude. There are not enough hotels in London let alone Doha to accommodate 8 stadiums in a 55 km range. Now that they have these great stadiums I am sure that their domestic league will be insane like South Africa’s transformed right? Right?

Problem 3: The locals have bought up all the rooms so you are fucked to get a hotel room.

Anyway, I’m not going to the World Cup this session . I did however attend the game at the “Iceteca” during qualifying and next weekend at this point I will be in The Voyageurs end singing, chanting, and drinking. Hopefully we will be celebrating getting in the dance.

I’ve purchased a Camelbak which I will wear underneath my coat and fill it with whisky or wine (current forecast -2 C). I am attending the match with a friend of mine who lives in Victoria, BC and also is travelling to Toronto for this. This gentleman and I have been to a dozen countries together and this leads us into the dumb travel story of the week but first a song break;

I’ve been to Oktoberfest in Munich twice and both times with the gentleman meeting me in Toronto. The first year I was with my now ex wife (gf at the time), him and we were staying in Salzburg, Austria for the festival and taking the train in and out. Once we arrived in Munich I asked the fraulein at the ticket booth when the last train was leaving back to Salzburg. I was told 10:30 pm. We then went out to enjoy the festivities and it’s as wild as you think. We proceeded through our day getting absolutely wasted but cognizant of the fact that we HAD to be back at the station at 10 pm.

We got drunk, I got in a fight with 2 guys (did nawt go well) BUT we made it back to the station at 10. I then approached the ticket desk and attempted to buy 3 tickets back. The gentleman informed me that the last train left at 9. I lost it. Full drunk tantrum.

After collecting myself I had to figure out what the hell we were going to do? We went to every hotel in the area and of course they were sold out. This is the reason we were staying in Austria of course. Defeated we returned tot he train station and saw that there seemed to be others in our predicament inside the local Burger King. Simple, buy a burger, fall asleep in front of it. This worked for a couple hours and then they closed.

It was midnight, then 1st train was at 6 am. The only thing I could come up with was that I found a stairwell adjacent to the station and we tucked in underneath it on cardboard and had a snuggle. We stayed there for a couple hours and then made our way to the platform and returned to Austria. When we rolled in at 8 am our hostel roommates including a family were just getting up to start their day. We looked and smelled awful. Point being, next year we were sure to book rooms IN Munich and never trust anyone German.

Wine time!

To recap, we’ve covered classifications, Super Tuscans, Prosecco, and Pinto Grigio. Today we are going to investigate one of my favoUrite Italian wines  Amarone!

Amarone comes from Valpolicella in the Veneto region and is usually quite high in alcohol content at 15 – 16%. Amarone is classified as a DOCG wine so the rules are very tight which is why it is a bit more expensive in general. You are only allowed 3 grape varietals in Amarone, Rondinella, Corvina, Corvinone. In making Amarone they winemakers use the ‘apassimento’ method where they dry out the grapes on straw mats or racks for three or four months in order to get more concentrated flavoUrs and coloUrs.

There is also a junior edition of Amarone and that is Valpolicella Ripasso. If you see this on the shelves or list you can be sure it will be concentrated and flavoUrful. The difference between Valpolicella Ripasso and Amarone is that Ripasso is made by re-ferementing the wine with unpressed Amarone grape skins, and adding up to 15% Amarone wine. It is then aged up to one year. By doing this a Ripasso wine falls right in between a Valpolicella and an Amarone as far as weight goes.

Valpo – light

Ripasso – medium to full

Amarone – Full and smooth.

Have a good week!

Tonight

HOOPS

Duke v MSU

Wisco v Cornpone State

Guns Up v Fake Irish

War Eagle v The U

Purdue v Austin City lights

Fightin Blax’s v Horned Frogs

Can we talk about Bon Secours Wellness arena in South Carolina? Is there a lot of french folk down there? So as a whole we want Duke, Notre Dame to get pounded.

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2Pack

Funny, I think most of us with multiple Oktoberfest visits have a very similar story. If only the outer walls of the Munich Hofbahnhof could talk.

SonOfSpam

I am looking forward to my first. Someday.

But you gotta drive.

2Pack

Luckily I still have just as much fun, just hanging around with drunks, as thier trusty designated driver. This would be a rental car gig, would not want any “accidents” in my ride.

WCS

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Mr. Ayo

Never dunk.

blaxabbath

Mathurin on pace to make a run at tournament mvp.

SonOfSpam

His nards grew three sizes on that shot at the end of regulation.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Probably doesn’t speak well of the movie The Bourne Legacy that we’re halfway through it and neither the Dr. Mrs. nor I can remember whether or not we’ve already seen it, or have been paying attention enough to know what it’s even about.

Brick Meathook

Rosebud was his sled

blaxabbath

I can most assure you that you will never see a Wagoneer in my name.

King Hippo

always reckoned you for a CANYONERO man (ya!)

blaxabbath

It’s a shame some countries don’t exist anymore; they made great cars.

Brick Meathook

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Gumbygirl

A frog walks into a bank and asks the loan officer, Patricia Whack, for a 30,000 dollar loan. He says his name is Kermit Jagger, and yes, he is Mick Jagger’s son. The loan officer asks him if he has any collateral. Kermit hands her a pink porcelain pig. Ms. Whack goes to the branch manager and says “there’s a frog out here trying to get a loan, and he says this pink pig is his collateral. I don’t even know what this is supposed to be!”
The manager says:”It’s a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone!”

Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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blaxabbath

That’s a most hilarious clip.

King Hippo

Cool story, bruh. But was your Burger King MAGIC??

/also the Fighting Blax are humanity’s last hope

blaxabbath

This team is fine. TCU knows it’s over.

Doktor Zymm

Billy Marks West was closed for some reason, it looked like it was just the owner sitting in there watching tv with the lights on and the doors locked. So sleep time I guess, got on an earlier flight tomorrow so fuck work will pretend to do it on plane

Senor Weaselo
  1. You really gotta let me know when you’re here (even if I was playing on LI today)
  2. With all the concerts I’ve played at Holy Apostles a block away… never been to Billymarks.
Doktor Zymm

I forgot about this trip until last minute, but will definitely give you a heads up next time I’m in town! Alaska has some good fares to NYC so it’s a good weekend trip

Brick Meathook

Here’s some children’s t-shirts in Los Feliz:

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ballsofsteelandfury

Lemme guess. $30?

ballsofsteelandfury

And, of course, I completely miss the price sheet on the right side.

$20 for one shirt is still too much.

Brick Meathook

They’re cheaper on Amazon

Doktor Zymm

Is that in US American dollars? It’s cheap as fuck in Argentinian

Sharkbait

The fuck amazon shirt is nice

Doktor Zymm

I am old, feels too cold to pee on the street and it’s well above freezing

blaxabbath

When is it ever too cold for that?

rockingdog

Last funny;

my boss: [hoping i wont make up an outrageous excuse for being late] yes?
me: what’s the plural for sasquatch

blaxabbath

Who’s this girl announcer? If this shuts everyone up about equality, welcome aboard, darling.

blaxabbath

May my name never be used as the ad agency answer to my life’s shortcomings to be solved by an economy sports suv.

blaxabbath

You’re all going to enjoy a very Arizona performance tonight. I understand if the bandwagon has followed Miller to Xavier but I think this is what constitutes watching a fun basketball game.

Doktor Zymm

Ooh, drunk couple is on third date and they’re having a previous relationships convo

blaxabbath

I do not miss dating.

Doktor Zymm

This shit is hilarious, the drunk couple I was talking two are snuggling/arguing over what it means to love travel, the London ex-junkie musician who was pissed about the amount of money the aforementioned couple put in the juke had his songs play and is now chatting to some older chicks about Harry Potter (I bought him a shot, fireball, pfft) I think he’s like 25 which is hilarious considering how many cars he’s stolen, but no teslas

Dunstan

I’m not sure exactly what it means to love travel, but my research tells me that 99.9% of women on dating aps say they do. They also appear to be under the impression that having stamps in your passport is a substitute for a personality.

Doktor Zymm

I avoid the issue by not being on dating apps. Also by thinking about how freaking awesome penguins are.

Redshirt

I said it before, I’ll say it again. The 2020s Browns are just like the 2000s Bengals. Character issues be damned.

Browns fans rightly upset after team announces Deshaun Watson trade (msn.com)

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Redshirt

NFL Radio was saying how the accusations could be a character-building moment for Deshaun Watson. That’s like saying, “Germany and Israel wouldn’t be the countries they are today if it wasn’t for the Nazis.”

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blaxabbath

Guess we have a setting for the reboot of Twin Picks.

WCS

Well… bye, Notre Dame.

Mr. Ayo

You hate to see it. Couldn’t happen to a nicer institution.

Redshirt

Notre-Dame de Paris fire – Wikipedia

You’re a few years behind us. Get a helmet, ’cause shit’s about to go sideways.

Doktor Zymm

Fuck I missed proper bars, you don’t get this out west

blaxabbath

I know they aren’t real things but am I to believe this is actually what a “Texas Christian” looks like?

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Doktor Zymm

Checks out

Redshirt

Suddenly Andy Dalton’s career has been put in perspective.

Redshirt

Hey, #2 Auburn is losing. That’s means, I have to root for…the Miami Hurricanes?!

Airplane! – I Gotta Get Outta Here – YouTube

WCS

B1G!

SonOfSpam

Like an idiot, I have WI going to the EELeat Ate. Rooting for them in real time is like getting pubes plucked.

Redshirt

The Big Ten Conference: Come for the football, stay for the March Madness cameo!

rockingdog

Found a funny;

The trucker convoy in Washington is the platonic ideal of being rightwing in that they’re complaining about things that don’t actually exist, not advocating for anything in particular, and are growing increasingly spiteful that people won’t thank them for being annoying

Redshirt

You pretty much explained why I no longer identify with the Republican Party. The deifying of an orange faced buffoon is just gravy.

SonOfSpam

“Gravy? That’s why we’re a red state!”

-Indiana

Doktor Zymm

Barkeep just pulled out a 3 inch high stack of cards people have left at the bar in the past week, lol

Redshirt

If I’m the barkeep, this is the part where I call the credit card company, get their home addresses and order sex toys to their houses.

Doktor Zymm

He said they run the tab, then cut em up after 3 weeks

Your idea is better, but a lot of effort at volume

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blaxabbath

“Bet there’s a lot of power in that HUGE stack.”

– B Favre (Sent from my Blackberry Text SMS App)

Doktor Zymm

How’s his wife feeling? Go for a twofer?

Redshirt

If we’re going for a miracle, I’m rooting for multiple Conservative justices to go down. Just karma getting the Republicans back for stealing Obama’s pick.

Gumbygirl

That would be fucking hilarious. Another Supreme for Biden would be verrrry helpful.

herodotus450

When reached for comment Thomas said “…. ….”

rockingdog

Hahaha
That would be low key Rocking
If this dude leaves and Biden gets another Supreme Court pick

Doktor Zymm

If I ever have my own little bar there will be no tvs, but I will play radio broadcasts of sporting events and serve pickled onions like it’s the 1940s

BugEyedBoo

You need a big jar of picked eggs and a big jar of those pickled sausages on the bar to go with the onions.

Gumbygirl

I was at an old timey shot and beer joint years ago. The pickled sausages were on sticks, like corndogs, because it was easier to get them out of the jar. A couple of old guys who looked like they lived there were playing hockey with those and a bright pink pickled egg. Beautiful downtown Latrobe PA! So classy.

Doktor Zymm

That’s renfaire rules! Everything on a stick! I will also have pickled cucumbers on a stick!

SonOfSpam

So… pickles?

Doktor Zymm

Damn skippy!

yeah right

There’s a bar in Long Beach that’s been there forever. Joe Josts. They have fantastic pickled eggs but best of all they have a peanut roaster and they roast fresh and delicious peanuts on demand.

They’re probably closed after the pandemic.

yeah right

They’re still there! Almost one hundred years old! They had 2 dollar pints of PBR for happy hour back in the day.

Gumbygirl

Wow, that’s old for So Cal. Was it founded by Fr. Junipero Serra?

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Doktor Zymm

Aw, The Pogues! Quality music, pub where I got a tasty burger, well done

Doktor Zymm

I’ve gotten used to living in not a city, although it’s really nice when I’m back visiting. There isn’t a single proper city out west anyway, so no reason not to live in the burbs with decent access to all the outdoors stuff that makes the place awesome

Doktor Zymm

All the exploring the first couple years of living a new place is super fun 🙂

Gumbygirl

That’s what I say, except I just got back from the same Jewish deli I’ve gone to three times since we moved here!

Brick Meathook

Me, right now.

I am a pie at the House of Pies. You are what you eat.

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Game Time Decision

Both. Duh

Gumbygirl

I love both, but slight edge to cake for me.

Gumbygirl

He knows how low I can go! I just love me some carbs! Pie is awesome too. So is pudding! And don’t get me started on cookies, nomnomnom. I love dessert in it’s many sizes, shapes, and colours! I am an Equal Opportunity Sweetaholic.

ballsofsteelandfury

LOVE House of Pies!

Redshirt

Bengals got La’el Collins! Punch our tickets back to the Super Bowl!
(sees Kansas City and Buffalo don’t get worse and maybe get a bit better)

Okay, at least we’ll still own the division.
(sees Cleveland get better and Baltimore get healthy)

Okay, fine. But at least the wild card will be an option.
(sees entire AFC West got unfairly better)

At least it’ll be nice to see how Burrow does when he doesn’t have to worry about getting killed two seconds after getting the snap.

Gumbygirl

You overlook the mighty Truthbiscuit at your peril!

Redshirt

I see you’ve drinking from my surplus Kool-Aid I have in the sub-basement.

ballsofsteelandfury

WE’RE ALL KISSING TITTIES NOW!

TheRevanchist

IKEA had all kinds of examples of what I need. And the tags on those things all say Temporarily Unavailable.

Doktor Zymm

I blame Muscovite hoarders, that shit is all gonna show up on the Russian version of Craigslist which is just a guy in a tracksuit with a van

Doktor Zymm

So THAT is what a Canadian sombrero looks like!

I would say the best way to attend the World Cup this year, if you were to ignore the blatant corruption and human rights abuses (maybe you are Russian and therefore used to that stuff) is to stay on a boat. There’s a cruise port with decent capacity and I am willing to bet there are plenty of cruise ships putting in for a day or two if you just want to attend particular matches, then you can also hit up a couple other mideast ports for extra tourism.

Love the picture of the grape racks! Get that kinda raisiny but not really flavor in there!

TheRevanchist

A true Canadian sombrero is a beret made out of beaver pelt.