Trim and Grade

So we have flood irrigation here in Arizona. That’s where we left off last time. That’s the prologue.

I’m not going to get into the deal about the finer points of the irrigation in Arizona. Water flows downhill. We ain’t got no water. The native americans actually had it all dialed in and then the settlers pushed them off the flow from upstream and that was kind of the Arizona version of economically Wiping Out The Buffalo Heard (which we also wiped out a whole bunch of animals out here when we settled but do you want to deal with roaming packs of megascorpions at The People’s Open?). The tribes took it to the Supreme Court and the Reparations / Self Determination Compromise was to basically fund the Tribe and Bureau of Reclamation (because US Waterway) joint project to build them a California-type lined canal system through Central Arizona — fine by me, so long as Florida is picking up their portion of the tab. Linked is a Smithsonian article that, best I have known the story, is not fake news. There’s a super “bringing Indians back to their roots in the native soil” vibe that I find condescending but don’t use me any kind of a litmus test; I still can’t believe this rose to the level of action:

Fun fact, a young blax’s first professional contracting project was field engineering work on the canal system. Was my first adult job — learned a lot from the flawed (how do I say that without a tone of judgement?) manager who oversaw my work. He was really pulling all the strings everywhere in the company and with the farmers and officials — he really understood the switches to every facet in the organization and was, literally, the only guy who could have pulled off this greater work relationship with a very particular customer/project. I mean, large general contractor doing federal work shareholders, if you do care about the profit and cash flow.

So fast forward to today: blax gets cheap untreated water delivered to my property but I’m responsible for making it all work because the 1970’s were a crazy moment where, I guess, energy and water were just obviously going to last forever. Like those shirts. I dug up the pipe and so that brings us to this week.

Slump Block Wall – Before Demo

I earlier mentioned how water flows downhill. No one really has to worry about that with sprinklers because water is also easily dispersed. So my entire area to receive irrigation — from the front yard near the street where the service pipe is buried to the backyard needs to be regraded so accommodate the new water deliver system. About 10″ of height needs to be eliminated from the front yard and 2″ of height added to the back yard — plus shaping berms around the edges of the yard.

Existing Grade Difference Displayed After Wall Removal

So this is the wall that needs to come out. 50 year old slump block. Well done workmanship. I really didn’t want to screw with it but, hey, what can you do. Good news is that most of the blocks were left hollow and, thus, are reusable. Which, good for price, but really good because I got a block front on the front of the house and I’m trying to minimize mixing-and-matching aged block on the aesthetic front. This place is getting a 50 year update once — then it’s the next guy’s problem for the centennial remodel.

 

Greens go to a different landfill.

So the first day and a half was basically ripping the grass from the soil. See? When you’re in the city, you need to incur these costs because no one wants the dirt unless it’s clean. Another cost to remodeling vs new build. My neighbor took a few little piles but the total haul off was four dump trucks.

During

So the during photos aren’t very sexy. These were the days that really brought by the neighbors for a good old walking about the dirt and then asking me if everything will fit and I’m like, “yes.” and then they’re like, “I don’t know. It kind of looks like…” and then I start thinking about moving.

Backyard View – Post-Grading

So the valve guy comes tomorrow to tie in the pipe. Trees don’t arrive until mid-May so, for now, this is it. I guess sprinkler layout or something but, honestly, I expect more changes now that everyone “can really see it”, which my well-labeled and scaled overhead imagery of the property plans do not do.

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LemonJello

I think I stumbled onto Blax’s place on the tubes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT0RTNODd8Y

Doktor Zymm

Enjoying the backgrounds in the photos!

Just arrived in St. Helier and will go check out the town if I manage not to fall asleep while relaxing for a moment. Might try to change to the later ferry tomorrow, not quite sure why I booked the morning one. No need to get dinner, I feel like I’ve been eating for the past 24 hours straight, but I should have room for a pint.

Redshirt

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/30/politics/house-democrats-speaker-johnson/index.html

Do you know how much an annoying (bleep) you have to be to get Democrats and Republicans to join forces on anything?!

Doktor Zymm

More than I’d like but at least it’s happening. I heard some crazy lady being interviewed on the radio the other day, turned out it was SC Representative Nancy Mace and not a paranoid schitzophrenic squirrel lady off her meds like I thought. The pendulum has gone too far.

Gumbygirl

Don’t insult paranoid schizophrenic squirrel ladies like that! Nancy Mace is a festering pustule on the asshole of a shitgolem.

Redshirt

How dare you defame shitgolems!!!

Doktor Zymm

You’re absolutely right, a bunch of squirrels inhabiting lady clothes and screeching IS far more coherent

Redshirt

Agreed. I can remember when the worst the political spectrum had to offer was a Social Justice Warrior on MSNBC taking an abortion pill on TV and spending five Terran minutes equating it to part of a daily multivitamin spectrum. Even the host was like “this is weird but it’s a slow news day”.

I miss those days.

Doktor Zymm

Sending the White House a bunch of broccoli is so much better than death threats on many, many levels

Redshirt

Potato vs. Potatoe: Decision ‘92

to

Ignoring the will of the people: Decision ‘21

Horatio Cornblower

Anything MTG says should be met with a “whatever, twat” followed by a dismissive wanking motion.

Horatio Cornblower

Deanna Favre is sadly familiar with projects involving a net loss of 8″.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s ridiculous, how is she gonna divorce Brett *twice*?

Horatio Cornblower

I watched the Rebel Moon movies on Netflix the last two nights. I’m a sucker for a good ‘rebels in space’ movie. These, however, were not good movies. 4-5 hours that I am not going to get back any time soon. They could have cut a good 30-40 minutes combined and improved them dramatically.

This has nothing to do with flood irrigation in Arizona, it’s just a public service announcement so none of you make the same mistake I did. I now turn eagerly to AZ public works updates.

Last edited 16 days ago by Horatio Cornblower
LemonJello

Is it even worth having on as background noise?

Also, Fun Fact: A “Rebel Moon” is what got Eli in trouble at Ol’ Miss his freshman year in the dorm.

Horatio Cornblower

A lot of the movies are basically background noise, so yeah, probably fine for that.

There are some good fight sequences in between all the exposition.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ve been toying around with a feature where Matt Ryan rates movies to lift weights to on a “pretty good” scale (from “kinda good” to “almost great”) and Rebel Moon fell off the bottom of that scale by a LOT.

Doktor Zymm

That sounds like it could be a Sailor Moon sequel

BugEyedBoo

I made it through about 2/3 of the first one, then got bored.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh man, that’s on you for missing out on a good 15-20 minutes of threshing and grinding wheat!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I am curious as to what the total run time would be if all of the slow-motion scenes were run at regular speed. I think the movie would be approximately 25% shorter and I’m not joking.

Horatio Cornblower

If anything you’re a tad low.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

After watching the second one I told the Dr. Mrs. that if our dog screws up really, really badly – like poop on our bed badly – her punishment should be to be forced to watch that movie in its entirety.

2Pack

I can relate Buddy. My renovation of ’70’s domestic construction begins in July. Finally. After 2 years of dickin around with a shit head architect (recently fired) and a typically lame city hall, we begin demo and dirt moving. They tell me 160k euros – I plan 200. They tell me 9 months – there goes a year. Home owning sometimes makes me wanna give back shit I didn’t even steal.

yeah right

This is perfect encapsulation for why I’m a life long renter.

Not to mention, I can’t repair SHIT!

Doktor Zymm

I love doing DIY stuff, and I would love to do a bigger project some day, but about 30 minutes of research into California building regulations and permitting procedures convinced me it’s not going to happen anywhere in this state. Best of luck with City Hall!

Doktor Zymm

There was so much oil back in the 70s that they wasted a bunch of it on making flammable polyester pyjamas for children! True fact.

Greetings from London Heathrow, which was built on top of a Saxon graveyard to confirm the domination of the Norman invaders. The current Border Force industrial action is about reclaiming the land in the name of Woden. They won’t succeed though, things have been different ever since the Welsh infiltrated the Illuminati.

Siphons are super cool.

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Sharkbait

Sharkette is obsessed with London somehow and wants us to take her there. No complaints from me.

BugEyedBoo

Siphons aren’t that much fun when you get that mouthful of gasoline.

Game Time Decision

There was so much oil back in the 70s that they wasted a bunch of it on making flammable polyester pyjamas for children

Even without the polyester, the fabric softener makes them flammable

Doktor Zymm

They were really committed to having highly combustible children back then

ArmedandHammered

They did worry a lot about overpopulation.