[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Parking Deck, 7:07am]
A small and fragile looking elderly woman approaches the van where Luis, Manuel and Brad are still waiting. Brad has fallen back asleep.
Luis: Hey lady. Get outta here before you get in the way and...
Woman: STFU. Are you Luis?
Luis (looking at Manuel then
As you've no doubt surmised from that beautifully done banner image, this is tWBS coming at you this week from down under. But don't get excited (not that you would anyway) because I'm about to really let BallsofSteelandFury down. You see, it was my job to sit in for him
I can't believe I'm doing this.
I am not a huge Star Wars fan. As a kid (keyphrase there "As a kid"), I did see and enjoy the first three installments. Or was that the middle three installments?
And WTF was that about anyway? Start with number four? Oh and then go
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 6:07am]
tWBS staggers out of the living room. There are still eight porn girls (and also BallsofSteelandFury) piled up on one another on the floor behind him as he exits the room and hits the kitchen. He still has a black lace thigh high
I did not watch the NFL Draft last night.**
I watched hockey.
** Full Disclosure: I did click over to the draft during hockey commercial breaks/intermissions. Ostensibly to see who was going where, but really in hopes of hearing a few Goodell boos. Those are always fun.
I will not be watching the
She was stretched out as far as her legs could go and there were tongues all over her body. One on her left nipple and one on her right. Another was licking her clit while yet another was tonguing her asshole Balls was kissing her as the others did their
Yes, I like weed. A lot.
Yes, we've done this TGISF theme before. Less than a year ago, in fact. But as I already mentioned privately to a few folks, it's not every year that 4/20 falls on a Friday. And the last time we did this, I left a lot
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 9:36pm]
Housekeeping Gal#1 (carrying multiple bags containing the garbage from the previous night's party): *sigh* OK, we're finally done. (holding up pink strap on dildo) .... I presume you want to keep this?
Balls (giggling): Hehehe. Yes, we might need that again tonight.
Housekeeping Gal#2: What
Yeah sure, it's Friday the 13th. But we're ignoring that. Mostly because I just did that six months ago.
But, did I ever tell you guys I got married on a Friday the 13th? True story, Bro.
My marriage sucked all teh ass. It almost killed me (literally), truth be told. Not
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 8:03pm]
tWBS finishes showering and towels himself off. After wrapping the towel around his waist, he moves from the bathroom and through the bedroom toward the main room of the suite. When he approaches the open doors he hears some unmistakable sounds. Quietly, he
I had originally intended to title this one "BeerGuyRob Gets an Anal Probe". But there has already been entirely too much anal probing in my posts recently. Plus, "anal" in the title would get us hits from those buttseks freaks searching for their buttseks. And we've already got enough of
I had an appointment with the eye doctor yesterday. I was very nervous about it. Not that I'm afraid of going to the eye doctor per se. But more that I was afraid of what she was going to tell me. So afraid was I, that I'd put off this