Your Generic Monday Evening Open Thread

I had originally intended to title this one "BeerGuyRob Gets an Anal Probe".  But there has already been entirely too much anal probing in my posts recently.  Plus, "anal" in the title would get us hits from those buttseks freaks searching for their buttseks.  And we've already got enough of

At The Movies VIII – Savage Beach

[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Early Evening] Beastie and tWBS enter through the front door.  Balls sits at the table drinking a fruit, yogurt, tequila, and metamucil smoothie. Balls:  Where the hell have you guys been?  I've been waiting for you assholes forever to watch this movie. Beastie and tWBS (in unison):  Grumble grumble. Balls:  Fine,

Goddess II – Episode 9

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Citizens Kitchen and Bar, 3:41am] Balls, Vanessa, Leticia and tWBS all sit together at a table, eating. Balls (to Vanessa):  How are the pancakes? Vanessa:  They're great!  You want a bite? Balls:  No.  I'm good with my California Omelette.  This Pico de Gallo is amazing... Balls (to Leticia):  How's the

Goddess II – Episode 8

Previously, on Goddess II.... When the elevator doors open... tWBS (to Balls):  Holy shit, you weren't kidding. Balls:  Inorite???? The foursome enters the suite. Leticia:  I need to go freshen up...  (to tWBS)  ...  While I'm gone, don't you dare do anything I'll have to make you regret later. Vanessa:  Me too, I'll go with you

Goddess II – Episode 7

Previously, on Goddess II.... [Red Square Bar, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Approximately Midnight] Balls (to Vanessa):  See?  I knew we’d find them here. tWBS (to Leticia):  See?  I knew they’d find us here. Leticia:  Unbelievable. tWBS (turns to Balls):  We’ve been looking for your asses all night.  So where’s the case?  You said you

Goddess II – Episode 6

[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, 11:09pm] When the elevator doors open, Balls and Vanessa lead their entourage inside. Balls (to the crowd while turning on the music):  OK Folks...  Try not to break anything.  Bedrooms are off limits.  Otherwise, make yourselves at home and enjoy yourselves.  There's beer and