[Interior Day, Sleazy Office, Hollywood, California]
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris sits quietly in the office, staring at the phone, willing it to ring. On the wall, the HD Tee Vee box plays a fantasy football advice show. DTZM pays no attention, the sound is muted.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly sits nearby on the sofa, playing
Well, after that title and that banner image, I suspect some of you are already cringing just a little bit. Worry not, we're gonna keep it classy. Mostly.
But now I'm gonna ramble for a little while...
Tonight's issue of TGISF has come about because I do think it's high time I
[Exterior Day, Miami, Florida]
tWBS stands and looks across a huge and nearly empty parking lot. He looks at the slip of paper again, and double checks the address. Satisfied it is correct, he begins hiking across the lot. After checking his watch again, he begins to run. As he picks
We're almost there, another Sunday in the books. I hate this as much as you guys do, but the shitty week's finish line is in sight.
But first we gotta get past this one tonight.
No, those aren't my words. That's what I would expect to be overheard in the Gigantes' locker
Yeah, today is Friday, October 13th.
Why are we superstitious about Friday the 13th, anyway? I'm really not, to be honest. Though I probably should be.
Little known fact....
I got married to my ex-wife on a Friday the 13th. And considering how much of a horror show that turned out be?
It's an interesting week this week here in TGISF-land. We've reached a bit of a milestone around here, I suppose.
Even though Sexy Friday has been around...well, longer than I have actually...my iteration of it, TGISF, turns one year old this week. How about that, huh?
Now, now, none of that. Sit
A young man hesitantly ventures up a dilapidated and creaky set of stairs, and approaches the front door of an equally dilapidated house in the middle of nowhere. As he gets closer, he can hear the sounds of raucous laughter and music inside. He takes out a small piece of
I'm tired and grumpy. And somehow also both drunk and hungover simultaneously. That doesn't seem fair, just sayin'.
And I hate teh Clots. This could get interesting.
OK, maybe not "interesting" so much as "awkward".
Just kidding. I do hate the Clots, but I'm too tired to spew venom. Or anything else, for
For your Sexy Friday shenanigans this week,
you get a dose of the tWBS and Balls Komedy Hour! What has made you so lucky as to receive this great honor? Well, today is the Aussie rules Grand Final and all things Aussie are taking over.
We will be giving you a full
Ah yes, leaves. That was the whole point of the joke, and Biff messed it up for me. Oh well.
It might not feel like it (it was in the lower 90s here today, for example) but today is the first day of Autumn.
Autumn is a pretty neat time of year.
If you've read this, then you were treated to ballsofsteelandfury and myself discussing the finer points of surfing earlier today. And you also already know I'm at the beach this week.
You also ALSO know that among other things this week, I've been getting back to surfing. It's been a while
ballsofsteelandfury and I are gonna talk about surfing a little bit and hopefully some of the rest of you whom I know to be surfers will join in in the comments.
tWBS: The first time I surfed I was probably about eight years old. Or maybe nine. Maybe even ten. Hell,