Your “Ugh – This Crap Again?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

NFL News:

  • Dreamboat came #1 in the players poll of the Top-100.
    • something something save us Bernard Pollard. Hey – he’s currently available.
  • Matty Ice came in at #10 on the same list. He’s currently being featured in a new Gatorade ad with the tagline, “Make Defeat Your Fuel”.

  • Vince Young opened up to SI about things that piss him off.
    • Mentioned: Ryan Fitzpatrick, Jeff Fisher, the Browns
    • Not mentioned: his body of work.
    • Kinda glossed over: his 2014 bankruptcy.
  • Follow-up to yesterday’s Crimebeat! thievery – Ahman Green allegedly punched his 15 year-old daughter in the face.
    • A police report says he admitted to “popping” her in the face after she refused to do the dinner dishes.
  • Taco Charlton has signed an endorsement deal with Taco Bueno.
    • “Puttin’ On The Ritz” should be the new marketing theme & song.

Finally, if you want to feel soft & flabby, here’s James Harrison playing volleyball with a medicine ball.


Tonight’s sports:

  • Beisbol:
    • MLB:
      • Orioles at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
      • Angels at Dodgers – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1
    • NCAA:
      • College World Series:
        • Finals Game 2: Florida vs. LSU – 8:00PM | ESPN
  • WWE:
    • SmackDown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
  • Futbol:
    • Canadian Soccer Championship: Final
      • Leg 2: Toronto FC vs. Montreal Impact – 7:30PM | TSN
Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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My new shoes just arrived. I’m going to go break them in.

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Montage of Olivia Wilde: https://gfycat.com/RectangularSelfassuredAtlanticblackgoby

Cut from that. A giant, HQ version of this gif: https://gfycat.com/BitterPortlyAlaskanhusky

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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Seems like a fun enough way to spend the day. Except maybe for the beer…..?
Meh, I’d make the sacrifice.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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ballsofsteelandfury
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That would be me if I ever became a priest.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

TALK TO THE BUTT….. LET THE BUTT GUIDE YOU.

*When the butt talks back; don’t have an open flame.
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I can’t watch GLOW knowing that there’s a recurring theme of people questioning whether Alison Brie is attractive or not. Get the fuck out with that shit.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

The question of casting her is she TOO hot. Trust me I watched all of her interviews before the show.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I spent 5 hours with my mom’s bible study group this weekend. I had to explain that Mike Myers was playing a character on the new Gong Show, explain the plot of every CBS show where there is no plot and I only know because my dad watches, explain every movie that came out in the last 20 years and then pretend to ignore their constant racist and sexist remarks. This was 2 days ago. I still feel vitriol in my throat.

Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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That’s one energetic pussy ya got there, Sara Jean….
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/Dies horribly

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus
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Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

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And a good day to you, sir!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Has anyone else noticed problems with streaming on HBO Go in the last few days? I can’t tell if it is Time Warner being terrible as usual or if it is on HBO’s side

ballsofsteelandfury
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I have HBO No

ballsofsteelandfury
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Two more reasons why people watch Big Bang Theory:

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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I can’t find your original jpg, but I assume from the name it was of her

http://cdn1.alloy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kitty3.gif

/and now your’s is showing up and mine isn’t. I tried and failed

ballsofsteelandfury
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Yup. Dumb non s urls!

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Mrs. Cookiethulhu?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

This dry spell in the middle of summer is always the worst. No real football news. Hockey is over. No new TV shows. It is fucking only 70 in Wisconsin and somehow worse than 100 in Arizona. Or sleeting with 30 mile an hour winds like yesterday.

Wakezilla
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This is the time to catch up on Netflix at night and go to the beach in the day. They have beaches in Wisconsin, right?

Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus
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We do, but except for idiots like me, they’re too warm.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

We have lakes all over the place but they are all terrible and you shouldn’t go into them. We have rivers but rafting down the river for 3 hours means you need a sober driver to drop you off and pick you up at both ends.

Wakezilla
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There has been a lot of articles lately about the US “accidentally” or “stumbling” into futher war in Syria/ MENA. We can conclude that those writers who genuinely believe this, also believe their significant other tripped and landed on some other guy’s dick, right?

Incidentally, now that it was leaked that Syria didn’t use gas in April, we can expect an American strike within the next 72 hours for the same lie.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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You get your news from the RT network? That leaked email has been widely discredited and taken down even by the nutjob sites. Bashar al-Assad with the help of Russia has killed more Syrian civilians than ISIS’ wet dreams. While there are tons of legitimate criticisms of US foreign policy and meddling, this particular “leak” is bullshit. It is well established that al-Assad does not have any reservations to do what he feels he needs to protect what remaining power he has, and the Russians are only too glad to bomb hospitals for him. They have, use, and manufacture chemical weapons and use them in territories controlled by others. This is a complex situation with many players and every one is jockeying for their own self interests.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Trump has systematically given up his power as commander in chief to those that live for war so he can claim no involvement in the wars he will start. I read 6000 words on it last night. I forget where, it was probably fake news as always though.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Short version: He no longer is in charge of attacks in countries we aren’t at war with, people in the military can do whatever they want

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Cool. It’s totally good and fine to let the generals do whatever they want.

ballsofsteelandfury
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Technically, we’re not at war with anyone. Congress hasn’t declared a war for decades.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Did you notice the troop expansion to Afghanistan the other day? The rest of the country didn’t

ballsofsteelandfury
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One of these days, I would love for someone to explain to me the strategic importance of that fucking country. I mean, you can get opium from Burma and no one gives a shit.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

“I told the leader of China over desert that we were going to bomb Iraq. It was the greatest chocolate cake ever eaten.”

/someone whispers in his ear to correct him

“We are bombing Syria, because that is where the problem is”

theeWeeBabySeamus
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YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS PAL!!!!!
— Pakistan

ballsofsteelandfury
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I’M NOT YOUR PAL, BUDDY!

– India

theeWeeBabySeamus
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LMFAO…nicely played.

ballsofsteelandfury
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I’M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!

– Balls’ asshole and intestinal tract

theeWeeBabySeamus
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And suddenly it went too far.

:’D

ballsofsteelandfury
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If I had a nickel…

Wakezilla
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Any PS4 owners here? Is a PS4 account where you essentially buy DLC and play others?

I just got a PS4 and as you can tell, don’t really game and not caught up to all this new technology

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
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Basically, yes. Trophies also go here, as well as save data, friends, etc. You need PS+ to play online though.

scotchnaut
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“War For The Planned Net of The Apes” scored a 4% approval rating among all hearing-impaired dolphins, according to Rotten Tomatoes.

Senor Weaselo
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*dolphin chirps*-Roger Ebert

Wakezilla
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I wonder if Andy Serkis is going to motion capture being an ape again and get praise for acting like how we think apes act

SonOfSpam
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Also, if Taco Charlton doesn’t have younger siblings named Burrito, Ray Ayno, and Quesa Deeya then I don’t want to live in this world.

ballsofsteelandfury
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Cha Loupa

SonOfSpam
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“Taco Charlton has signed an endorsement deal with Taco Bueno.”

TACOCEPTION

Also, bravo on the Puttin On The Ritz reference, because that is my specific jam.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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….admitted to “popping” her in the face after she refused to do the dinner dishes.

So who ratted him out? See, this is why you don’t give your kids cell phones.
Snitches get stitches, kids. Learn it, live it.

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ballsofsteelandfury
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I originally read that as pooped and thought it was Najeh.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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LMFAO

scotchnaut
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I’m not going to lie-

After watching a re-run of an episode of The Big Bang Theory from 2015, I’ve finally found the will to live again.

Redshirt
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Hm. I wonder why:

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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I only watch the show in gif.
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Redshirt
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After seeing a year of James Harrison in a positive light when he somehow agreed/blackmailed to be a Bengal, I can see him playing volleyball with a medicine ball.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
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Look for this logo on all of your bottles/cans ‘o beer in the near future if you’re into the whole “not giving money to the #upforwhatever crowd” thing.

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https://www.brewersassociation.org/press-releases/brewers-association-launches-new-seal-to-designate-independent-beers/

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I’m going to skip the middle man, assume that this association will one day become just as large as InBev, and start demeaning it now.

Senor Weaselo
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“We’re so indie we don’t even have the indie label.”

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
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If you consider the fact that they are a trade group and not a corporation, who currently represent 7,200+ brewers with the goal of “[promoting] and [protecting] small and independent American brewers, their craft beers and the community of brewing enthusiasts,” I’d say that is pretty unlikely.

But then again, here we are in 2017, when words don’t mean anything, so maybe you are on to something.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Nope; you are correct: some brewer friends got their start basically thanks to help from them.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

While that James Harrison thing in impressive. Have you never seen volleyball before?

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Hey I can feel soft and flabby without any help, thank you very much

ballsofsteelandfury
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Is that what you call your testicles?

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