Your “Ugh – This Crap Again?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

  • Dreamboat came #1 in the players poll of the Top-100.
    • something something save us Bernard Pollard. Hey – he’s currently available.
  • Matty Ice came in at #10 on the same list. He’s currently being featured in a new Gatorade ad with the tagline, “Make Defeat Your Fuel”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSLV3AjLiZk&feature=youtu.be

  • Vince Young opened up to SI about things that piss him off.
    • Mentioned: Ryan Fitzpatrick, Jeff Fisher, the Browns
    • Not mentioned: his body of work.
    • Kinda glossed over: his 2014 bankruptcy.
  • Follow-up to yesterday’s Crimebeat! thievery – Ahman Green allegedly punched his 15 year-old daughter in the face.
    • A police report says he admitted to “popping” her in the face after she refused to do the dinner dishes.
  • Taco Charlton has signed an endorsement deal with Taco Bueno.
    • “Puttin’ On The Ritz” should be the new marketing theme & song.

Finally, if you want to feel soft & flabby, here’s James Harrison playing volleyball with a medicine ball.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BEmdQjT9w0


Tonight’s sports:

  • Beisbol:
    • MLB:
      • Orioles at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
      • Angels at Dodgers – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1
    • NCAA:
      • College World Series:
        • Finals Game 2: Florida vs. LSU – 8:00PM | ESPN
  • WWE:
    • SmackDown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
  • Futbol:
    • Canadian Soccer Championship: Final
      • Leg 2: Toronto FC vs. Montreal Impact – 7:30PM | TSN
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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

In case some of you are wondering why there’s a large influx of Justin Trudeau photo bombs and memes appearing on your timeline:

Trudeau promised Liberal government would balance budget by 2021. The government now estimates that 2051 is more realistic. Oopsy daisies!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

First fucking time a politicians ever over promised! Dur damn libtards!!

Wakezilla

No, he’s neo liberal catnip who has his dick sucked by media for days when he does this and typically diverts attention to the bad stuff. It’s like when a US President really bombs the shit out of a country. Usually Trudeau does this after he does a 180 on a policy of what got him elected. It comes across as smarmy.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I too am off. I am going to lay between 2 fans. Be back in 5 minutes when I am hot and bored.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Off to cook dinner. Nite gents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT1DdO3SISg

theeWeeBabySeamus

That reminds me, I never ate dinner tonight.
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Wakezilla

She’d be a mighty feast

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

This has been like 1-4 on youtubes recommendations all night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

theeWeeBabySeamus

Haha, that was next on my hitlist too.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My buddy that drove me to high school and snuck me off campus illegally the first 2 years of high school absolutely loved that song. I miss going to his house for lunch, they always stocked up on good food. I am lazy and my dad is lazier at it.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I forget the better tracks on this album and refuse to care to look them up. I liked this for awhile when it came out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPpDyIJdasg

Big Black Richard

There is 90s scream-at-the-world music, and then there is a song written from the point of view of a young man lying in bed dying from AIDS and his parents have just left the room, having disowned the young man for being gay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPwIfDUA0RA

Brick Meathook

Well this was a real rip off. I was expecting nonstop man-on-man dick-sucking action; instead, it was like an unfunny Archie comic.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Those bastards!!!!!!

Mr. Ayo
Wakezilla

TWBS: Suggested sexy friday topic: Ethically ambiguous ladies

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I vote for this as well

theeWeeBabySeamus

Maybe I’m new here, but I think that’s pretty much every week.

Mr. Ayo

Did you mean ethnically?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

That would make more sense.
LMFAO.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m sitting here like…..Jeebus you fucking perverts, how much trashier I gots to go?????

Mr. Ayo

Think of it as a challenge?

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I refuse to wear pants after I go to this song. So that is happening

Wakezilla

Moose: re: Syria: No, I didn’t get that from RT. It’s out there. With that said, the last time Syria was accused of chemical attacks, it was proven to be wrong.

I still stand by the rest of what I said.

/Assad is still a piece of shit. Removing him so foreigner al Qaeda can take over, or weakening him so ISIS gets stronger in some areas, as Assad has huge control of most of Syria is still a shitty strategy, no?

TL/DR: I hate how you can’t trust any news outlet.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Interesting you don’t provide a source. Many news outlets can be trusted when verified by other sources, however in the age of headline first they make mistakes, but various bloggers that cater to certain view points who post unsourced emails, are not. Assad has used Sarin gas in the last one and the less affective chlorine gas in many others. His and his Russian buddy’s main focus for this war are the Syrian rebels, not ISIS or the much less influential al Qaeda.

Against these people, mostly civilians, they have used chemical attacks, siege tactics and starvation, mass executions and torture, targeting of hospitals, and scud missiles on population centers. Sounds like you are fine with that. There was a time before they killed all these people when a new government could have been a mixture of Syrians rather than ISIS, now it is at the point where there will be just factionalism with no successful end game on anybody’s part.

You are vastly over simplifying what is going on; there are hundreds of individual groups, that have coalesced into five opposition groups, which could easily splinter depending on outcomes of various fights, foreign support, and of course sectarianism. It is not a simple this one or that one.

Any approach or policy there will be complicated and nuanced, which even a focused and intelligent US administration with congressional backing would be incapable of, let alone a Twitter regime.

Below is a simplified diagram from 2016 that gives an idea of how complex the situation is:
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Senor Weaselo

tWBS, “I Think I’m Paranoid” came on the radio the other day and I realized I knew it. From Gran Turismo 1. Also from GT1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1I9kAgO4HQ

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It is from Gran Turismo 2. Trust me on this

Senor Weaselo

I Think I’m Paranoid is from GT2, you’re right. As Heaven Is Wide is GT1.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

You don’t want to go song for song with me on Pearl Jam. My friend made me learn guitar only to play their stuff and got every one of their 100+ unofficial albums

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
theeWeeBabySeamus

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Brick Meathook

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I had that one and one another one queued up