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Duchess Goes to the Movies – Spider-Man Homecoming
I watched Spider-Man Homecoming, and I loved the movie. I want to see more. I want to see this Spider-Man on a weekly basis…
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A Rational Look at the Bears 1st Round Trade
So, for the most part, folks are crapping on the Bears for moving up one spot from 3 to 2 in order to draft…
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Murderer Commits one last homicide in Prison
Aaron Hernadez, who still elicits remarks like “sure he killed people, but at least he didn’t play like Ras-I Dowling,” committed suicide in his cell.…
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The Aints are not marching because that would require a ground game – Saints 2016 Preview
Pop Quiz Hot Shot Name one player on the New Orleans Saints not named Drew Brees? Yeah, I cannot do that either, and I…
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Dear St. Louis Rams Fans
I love this time of year the sun is shining; birds are chirping, and the Raiders fans have begun to practice their face paint…
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How Jerry Jones Caused Whitewater
What was the Whitewater scandal? Well Arkansas attorney general Bill Clinton and his wife partnered with James and Susan McDougal to purchase 220 acres of…
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Duchess Destroys the Draft
We have seen two “BLOCKBUSTER” trades for draft picks first the Rams traded their future for marketing purposes and then the Eagles decided to…
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Is NFL the new Tobacco?
The New York Times did a great write up on the flawed science behind the NFL concussion studies. You can read the whole thing…
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A Post of Self Reflection
The February of Duchess fell a bit flat. I have spent it sick. Not on my deathbed or anything but just enough to make…
