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(S)Cam Newton is Ruining Gymnastics
Cam Newton’s thuggery is sending ripples of shockwaves through the sports world. How dare he ruin the game of football by playing the game…
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Superbowl “L” Pick: Zoidberg
/Packs tobacco pipe firmly //promptly eats the pipe Ah. It seems like the foot is on the other shoe now! You come to learn…
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The February of Duchess – Intro
So on Friday me and my boss came to a mutual understanding. I was tired of working there and they were tired of having…
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Play Daily Fantasy and Win $1 Million Dollars!
Not Valid in Arizona, Iowa, Louisiana, Montana, Nevada, Washington State, New York, Illinois, and now Texas That is right Texas Attorney General just labeled daily…
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A Bears Fan Goes to the Redacted v Packers Game and You Wouldn’t Believe What Happens Next!
I have been writing this up for a while now. This report has been written, deleted, and started from scratch daily. It is easy…
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Duchess Destroys the St. Louis Rams
You know this sucks the Rams have chosen to move back to Los Angeles. This is going to be such a hit to the…
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Your Football Team’s Fans through Googles Lens – AFC Edition
Simple experiment: Google images the term “Team Name” Fans and list all the categories that come up. AFC Bengals 1. Like 2. Sad 3.…
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Tales from the Cabal
Setting: Midnight, a dimly lite conference room in New York City “Gentlemen, I need a status report on Project Nerf. Are we still on…
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Is the NFL Getting Sloppier?
Is it just me or has football gotten a bit messy? I mean there seem to be a lot of bad football games. So…
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Suit Up Son
Ol’ Jerry and the Cowboys have cut cornerback Corey White and Running Back Christine Michael. However, it wasn’t for on the field performance but off…