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Real Time with Brandon Marshall

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bmarshall-jets
Good evening ladies and gents tonight we have a great show for you. Please welcome to the show ME!
bmarshall-broncos
Hehe, Funny yeah a lot of people seem to confuse us. I remember getting tweets saying I was traded to the Bears and then the Jets.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bmarshall-jets
You’re right I was traded from the Bears to the Jets, after I played in Miami and also Denver. In fact I get told I did well in games in Denver to this day.
bmarshall-broncos
Well yeah we get mistaken for each other the time. Either by racists idiots, or lazy sports writers… or both

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bmarshall-jets
Well the reason I wanted to talk to me is because I have had a rough couple of weeks and needed to talk it out. I have lost endorsements and nearly lost my head.
bmarshall-broncos
Well, the concussion and the endorsement losses happened to me because I was standing up for a friend and former teammate Colin Kaepernick.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bmarshall-jets
Right, that was very rough for me. It reminds me of the time I lost some money and had to relocate because of the tv show I do.
bmarshall-broncos
Are you talking about the time Chicago traded you because they felt you were spending too much time on TV in New York during the week? Are you really comparing that to standing up to police brutality?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bmarshall-jets
No no no… calm down me. I know you know because you are me, that I have had my share of dealings with the police. Hey me show the roll to me.

bmarshall-broncos
That… that wasn’t you that was a guy in Waco named Brandon Marshall who does the local news

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bmarshall-jets
Oh, man talking about the news reminded me of that time two of my friends hooked up with the same woman she was a newscaster. And my wife Lily was pretty cool with the whole situation.
bmarshall-broncos
That…are you now talking about How I Met Your Mother? His name was Marshall not Brandon Marshall just Marshall.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Next, I'm going to tell me that I don't have my own clothing line.
Next, I’m going to tell me that I don’t have my own clothing line.

 

 

bmarshall-broncos
No, you do, Project 375 is raising money and awareness for a great cause and it is something we should all be proud of and support.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bmarshall-jets
Thanks me, yes you can get it online or get it from my retail stores. Marshall’s.

 

bmarshall-broncos
Ok, I’m done here

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bmarshall-jets
Well, Thank me for coming on tonight.
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Brocky

Notre Dame is like if the packers and the patriots had a baby, and that baby was a college fratboy

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Unsurprised

Nah. They rape way more people than the Packers and Pats combined

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Brocky

fuck you refs!!!!!!!11!!

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Lothar of the Hill People

Howdy everyone. So, I was in Jordan for a while. Did I miss anything while I was gone?

*Opens newspaper, sees that Trump is actually still running for President*

GODAMMIT. I THOUGHT THOSE FUCKING ARABS WERE ALL JUST JOKING!

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JerBear50

Welcome back man. Much have you seen, much have you done.

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blaxabbath

“THOSE FUCKING ARABS”

Oh, so you’re familiar with Trump’s foreign policy, I see.

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Brocky

Also, god damn I hate Notre Dame

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

More! More!

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Brocky

Love the marshallverse theory

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Bloody Lethal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoDSrfWvoAY

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ballsofsteelandfury

This was awesome. HARD SLAPS ON THE ASS ALL AROUND!

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laserguru

Hell yes!
We’re rolling today!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

THIS DFO I CALL IT PARADE MAGAZINE BECAUSE IT HAS SO MUCH WEEKEND #CONTENT THAT ONLY A SMALL AUDIENCE EVER READS

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Duchess

Its funny I selected for it to go up today cause the event calendar said not much was going up

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blaxabbath

Side note: I’m making your Berman quote the default GIF quote. It applies to, literally, every single NFL gif.

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Duchess

It first hit me watching the flip into the end-zone. Then I saw your comment and re-looked at all the GIFs and was thinking I could have just applied that one to every GIF on there.

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