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What Could Go Wrong? – Your 2021 Houston Texans Preview
The 2021 season is almost here! It hasn’t started yet! As the resident Houston Texans fan (and the only one within 5,000 square miles),…
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Titans @ Texans – Monday Night Existential Open Thread
The last Monday Night game was the Chefs 51 – 54 RAMMMITTT! thriller that caused as much excitement as unease. Can that game be…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Houston Texans
Before we progress, let’s once again revisit the 0-1 2017 New England Patriots: Delicious. I very much enjoy the fact that Pat there has…
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No Ones 2017 – Texans Preview
There is a phenomenon you may have heard of called the Mandela Effect. This is the scariest thing you will find on the internet…
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The Bachelor: NFL Edition
CHRIS HARRISON: Good evening, and welcome to a very special episode of The Bachelor. I’m…
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The 2016 “Houston Texans” Preview
George Berkeley was an eighteenth-century Irish philosopher who’s primarily known for his ideas on immaterialism (later known as “subjective idealism”). This idea…
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The Texan Football Experiment
In 2013, researchers at the University of Houston exposed five people to an entire season of some of the worst football of all time.…
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The Tale of The Texan
A few years ago, on Halloween night, a lovely young lady consented to accompany me on a date. HEY, COME BACK, THAT’S NOT THE…
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I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE
“I Would Like A Selfie” For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xWw-_VIy0&ab_channel=JASONSCARYSTORYS Outside of a small town in Central Texas was a supposed haunted house. This house was surrounded…