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Ask Someone Who Just Watched Their First Football Game
Dear Someone Who Just Watched Their First Football Game, What do you think of the Jets’ surprising 2-0 start? Can Ryan Fitzpatrick lead this…
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I Am Irsay: Indianapolis Colts 2015 Preview
[DFO Claimer: this preview was handled mainly by Covalent Blonde with me peppering in some insanity. Giddy up.] /lights Marlboro Red Ya’ll wanna hear…
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Hard Knocks: Fare Thee Well Intrepid Traveler
We bid adieu to another installment of Hard Knocks. Last preseason game and final round of cuts should feature prominently tonight. Good bye Houston,…
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Hard Knocks: A Day in the Life of a Brian Cushing Brain Cell
5:00 AM: Time to wake up, another day at training camp. 5:15 AM: Let’s have some breakfast [insert command (ic): unscrew bottle cap, ingest…
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Hard Knocks: Vince Wilfork Prodigious Sweating Edition
What’s in store for us for Week 3? More JJ Watt self extolling of his work habits? Brian Cushing counting down the number of…
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Hard Knocks: Behold Bill O’Brien’s Ass Chin Open Thread
JJ Watt workouts! Bill O’Brien swearing like a Deadwood extra for no reason! Brian Cushing may do something or not! It’s Hard Knocks with…
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Hard Knocks: JJ Watt’s Humblebrags Open Thread
Hard Knocks with the Houston Texans, wait, who? I say JJ Watt does something to piss most of you off within five minutes. Also,…