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Hard Knocks with the Houston Texans, wait, who?
I say JJ Watt does something to piss most of you off within five minutes. Also, Vince Wilfork barbecues something.
Also, this is to remind you I have HBO and are therefore better than you, serf.
Hard Knocks: JJ Watt’s Humblebrags Open Thread
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do you even #RISEANDGRIND bro?
J.J. Watt is about to plyometric the shark because the Texans suck and they will always suck.
I’m a white male, age 18 to 49. I still HBOGo from my parents.
Steal. JJ Watt would have never made that typo.
I have HBO too! And Comcast! Which screwed me over when their “engineers” decided to do ‘maintenance’ on Sunday night! What capitalism! What a country! Why am I exclaiming so much!?!?
Seriously though, fuck Comcast.
Can we all agree that we would hate being teammates with JJ Watt because he makes everyone else look like shit?
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