What’s in store for us for Week 3? More JJ Watt self extolling of his work habits? Brian Cushing counting down the number of hits his head takes before he develops a life-long 1000 yard stare? DeAndre Hopkins dressing like a fop? Bill O’Brien and Mike Vrabel squeezing in an superfluous “fucking” or twenty? The impending .500 season Hoyer will lead Houston to this year?
Let’s tune in and find out.
I felt bad for Cushing. It’s not cheap to throw up that many steroids.
Missed all the dick joekery due to work and the Foo Fighters concert in Yinzburgh.
Kelly Clarkson in Phoenix here.
The row of five like twelve year old girls in front of us were losing their minds over Pentatonix. Neither my girlfriend and I nor the gay couple next to us had any idea who Pentatonix was before that show.
Yup. Bored. Kids and wife asleep. Day off tomorrow (golf with sales guys who drink at 8 am). So… Good night.
Wait. Steve Sarkisian was drunk and used profanity? Fuck.
Remember when the terrorists were Libyans dealing Plutonium? I miss you, Ronald Reagan. USA! USA! USA!
/ ThNks obummo
“And they call black people spooks and reefer addicts in Back to the Future. 1985 was a magical time.” – King Hippo and Monty
So, Tuesday is the worst.
MAYBE THEY CAN RENAME THIS SHOW; GAME OF DICKS!
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This what I am drinking. Don’t judge me. It is quite yum yum.
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I love Kolsch beers. Must look for that…
I am not sure if they distribute outside of Colorado yet.
Dammit! Foiled again!
Just gonna have to come to Colorado. We can ski.
That’s a brilliant idea. I do know how to ski. And drink.
DFO ski-trip? Sweet.
Oh good, Orlando Scandrick is dead.
At least his knee is.
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Andy Dalton could throw it even higher than his intended target than that!
I am watching “Back to the Future” on some random channel. Why is there an arena league team on hard knocks?
Apparently it don’t take no credit card to ride this train.
Marty’s mom is a sluuuuuuut. In a good way!
Christ. Biff’s rapeyness level is about 9. Full roethlisberger.
I think O’Brien’s arm patch is subtle confirmation that Half-Life 3 is coming out in the next 10 years.
This episode has some incredibly strange music choices.
I was looking for some slow motion homoerotic tension with that scene.
They literally went with Loggins!
Bill O’Brien’s starting QB multiple choice quiz:
1) Brian Hoyer
2) Ryan Mallett
3) Fuck I’m going to be fired in 2017.
OK, YOU WANT PLAY GAME?
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Chicken and shrimp doesn’t seem like a good combo.
‘pends on who’s doin’ de cookin’………
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Jesus Fuck!
Is that when someone gets Nailed?
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OK, I guess we need more beer.
Today’s word for the kids;
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Don’t forget to expand your vocabulary.
Amy does like it rough.
Cushing vomiting, he won’t be capable of conscious thought by Week 10
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Well this isn’t repetitive…
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JJ Watt personally solved the Apollo 13 crisis, ppl forget that.
JJ Watt with 6 variants of “Fuck” within the first 30 seconds.
Impressive for a Badger; normally they just know 23 ways to grill cheese.