![[DOOR FLIES OPEN]](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DFO-MC-Patch.png)
Tag: clickbait
#feverdream (195) *Not A* Sponsored Post (624) AFL Beat (272) A Selection Of (357) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (272) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5091) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (165) Extra Nerdy (326) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (899) futbol (503) Gambling (344) Game Preview (537) horror (175) Insane Shit (1185) Lesser Sports (1071) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (465) Life as We Know It (1057) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (578) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2920) Open Threads (4250) Other (222) Preseason Football Sucks (110) Quotables (243) Recipes (693) Reflections (773) scotch (936) Sexy Friday (509) STORNG TAEK!!1! (318) Sunday Gravy (242) Team Previews (300) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (552) Wumbo Wednesday (175)
-
I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE
“I Would Like A Selfie” For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xWw-_VIy0&ab_channel=JASONSCARYSTORYS Outside of a small town in Central Texas was a supposed haunted house. This house was surrounded…
-
Hotlanta’s Getting Hotter (and harder)
Atlanta, get ready. The Sex Cannon has arrived, and he’s going to ride you all the way. The last time a force like me…
-
A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Snippets Overheard Outside A Particularly Heated Marriage Counseling Session
“…will wake up one morning, realize he’s a piece of shit…” “…more or less straight man…” “…smells like a Moroccan spice market…” “…lightly sniffling…
-
Everybody, Welcome the New Guy
KSK Kommenters is proud to introduce our newest contributor: The Sports Guy, Bill Simmons! SPORTS GUY: Glad to be here, Zach. And a pleasure…
-
Meeting the Neighbours
I couldn’t resist adding one more post about Canada. Trevor introduced me to some funny Youtube videos done by friends of his that are…
-
In Which We Address Mad Men…
Look, I’m going to throw out a few disclaimers: 1. I hate hippies 2. I hate baby boomers 3. I hate baby boomers disguised…
-
Suck It Rog
This is the first footnote in the NFLPA’s Notice of Arbitration Appeal of Tom Brady: 1 We also note that one arbitrator has previously…
-
Posts To Make Jokes On, Ranked
1. Kontent Klearinghouse 2. Liveblog 3. Various football news posts 4. Creepy Fanfiction 5. Fans React Reasonably 6. Komments of the Week 7. The…