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Somebody’s Gotta Do It
Owners Meeting — NFL Headquarters Owners of all 32 teams are standing around the room conversing quietly. A palpable tension fills the room as…
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The Tale of The Texan
A few years ago, on Halloween night, a lovely young lady consented to accompany me on a date. HEY, COME BACK, THAT’S NOT THE…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories Chapter One
Goodell said, ‘Mr. Balls, they have a saying in Chicago: “Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, the third time it’s enemy action.”‘ PART 1…
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An American Football Fan in Paris
As many DFOers/Kommentists/DFOoses/whatevers know, our own Old School Zero is currently training for a cheese eating/surrendering contest by exploring France from the tip of…
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The Do’s and Don’t’s of Great Brownies
Tonight I’m making my can’t-fail : brownie recipe to take some treats into work tomorrow, which brought to might making a post out of it.…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 16
As of this week, the regular season is 2/3 complete. That means the margin of error is getting smaller and every game becomes more and…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 10
Welcome To Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! So, remember how Fremantle were undefeated and were not scheduled to meet a threatening opponent for about…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 6
Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! I am making it a habit now to wake up extra early on Friday mornings, start my…
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Thank You For Calling Illegal Aid
Interviewer: Hello, thank you for calling Illegal Aid, how can I help you? Caller: Hi! I’m so glad I got through, I was on…
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On Trent Green
Man, just thinking about Trent Green at all makes me laugh. We’ve been making basically the same joke about him for so long that…