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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2025 Season
Holy cats, y’all. Lots of ded this week, eh? Like the Donks before Q4 started, when full plaid mode deployed. Denver trailed 19-nil after…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2025 Season
Volume does not always translate into quality. This is the lesson of Week 6. The Shield’s latest war crime against the people of England? Donks…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2025 Season
Various happenings from our 2nd MANDATORIUM of the season. Let’s roll through Sunday’s even dozen offerings, eh? I like a 6/4 split. To me,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2025 Season
Man, some days, weekends, TIMELINES are just a giant pile of liquid shit. Why not join the party, Week 3? Soundtrack of the earlies:…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2025 Season
Some games/weeks are harder to summarize than others. Gesticulates wildly at Week 2, hides under bed. OK, I just turned the TV off (tablet still…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2025 Season
Some of these may or may not be half-assed. I am mad about ESPN cocking up RedZone Channel – it wasn’t egregioUs yesterday, but…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Conference Title Sunday, 2024 Season
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. See early in the nightcap thread for Rikki’s backstory on the wondroUs…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Round, 2024 Season
Last Days of Disco, indeed. And even in matches where my preference is only mild – all *my* sides take it up the poop…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Weekend, 2024 Season
YEEEHHHHHAAAAAWWWWW, Wild Card Weekend means SIX games now, not that they all lived up to any sort of billing. Very briefly recapping Saturday, the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 18, 2024 Season
Well, this here is the last marathon, until next season (absent the heat death of the universe, which I think we’d all welcome). As…
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