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King Hippo - January 9, 2023January 9, 2023

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Macro level, this has been a very entertaining season.  Hard to predict, which is good for the soul, taking our minds away from the crushing drudgery of everyday life. Special shout out to the Jaguras and Tits, who fought their asses off Saturday night.  This Surly Duff is for y'all. Speaking of

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King Hippo - January 2, 2023January 1, 2023

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Far be it from me to curse things while not every NYE hangover is yet even lifted...what am I saying, that is EXACTLY on brand for me.  Everything is totally fucking fucked.  Eat a dick, 2023. We won't speak any details of the Black Panthers cowardly surrender to The Man.  Conduct

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King Hippo - December 19, 2022December 18, 2022

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I hope everyone enjoyed their fill of weekend bananacakes.  Let's hope the Lord saved some for January! Earlier in the week, I thought to myself that the early window looked kind of meek.  A good reminder of why you should never take anything I think or say seriously, as the action

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King Hippo - December 12, 2022December 11, 2022

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Last week of byes, last week of pretending anyone is in Philly's stratus.  Let's get right to it. Philly went into the Meadowlands, and absolutely ran train on the G-men.  Only a garbage time "subs on subs" 8-ball cut the marhin to 48-22.  Your NFL MVP vote has to be Jalen

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King Hippo - December 5, 2022December 4, 2022

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I mean, not lucky if you are a Donks supporter.  JEEBUS. The saddest part of the early slate?  That is as well as Denver is capable of playing, and they lost 10-9 at the death - to Lamar!s backup.  Supposedly not a season-ender, but it was a knee owie...so wait and see. 

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King Hippo - November 21, 2022November 20, 2022

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Look, not every Sunday is going to be rainbows, fireworks, and sunshine.  But hey, Week 11 still looked WAY better than the Qatar Lesser Footy squadron. We were gypped out of Snowmaggedon 2022 in WNY, as the Bills "hosted" #ThePauls in Neutral Detroit.  Fucking boo.  The game was also liquid shit,

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King Hippo - November 7, 2022November 6, 2022

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Deep sigh with the realization that we are now MOAR than halfway through the regular season.  Nothing gold can stay, Pony Boy. Q-aaron sure served up some delicious Schadenfreude, though.  Not one, not two, but THREE pickerceptions (two in the redzone) against the worst goddamned defense in the NFL.  Apparently, his

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King Hippo - October 31, 2022October 30, 2022

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Hippo and Other Hippo wish a Happy Halloween to our myriad child-age readers, as well as y'all over-enthusiastic adults.  Git off-a mah lawn. I don't think anyone will lament over a lack of scoring or fantasy stardom THIS week.  I mean, except That's Rikki's Raiders! - travelling to the Bayou and coming back

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King Hippo - October 24, 2022October 23, 2022

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Things happened yesterday.  Let's discuss some of them! Remember how competent Matty Ice was last week?  Well, fucking forget it.  Don T's Suddenly Quite Perky Tits harrassed the fuck out of him, with two back-breaking first turnovers digging a hole the Humps would never climb out of.  Pretty much all of the

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King Hippo - October 17, 2022October 16, 2022

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Holy bananacakes, even if you expect the unexpected...Sunday was quite the surprise.  And mostly in a good/fun way, for once! At 1-4 and staring into the abyss, most of us were wondering "how low can it go" for the Yinzers.  Turns out, the trip to Buffalo was rock bottom, and they