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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2024 Season

Do you like terrible, no-stakes FITBAW? Boy howdy, did the last NFL Sunday of 2024 have a treat in store for YOU! How shitty…

Whew, Uncle Teddy is back. I know y’all missed his handsome mug. JV fixtures were all bad, and the NFL proper slate looked…less than…

Another week of cray-cray, let’s get right into it! Ideal 7/5 window is marred by the raw sewage quality of those early seven. But…

I hope everyone enjoyed their December FITBAW. I ended up sleeping a lot, so mind the gaps (PHRASING). Almost all of the quality early…

Meh, I slept through the entire 4p window. No regerts. Did anyone predict an 82-point game in Cincinnati? With the Stillers on the other…

A bad/light slate on paper, it didn’t have any qualms about going plaid. HARD. Naturally, with the path to success wide open and with…

Welcome back to this week’s recap of our brief hellscape respite. Stupid 8-3 split, but at least my late window boredom makes for good…

Holy cats, there was SO MUCH FITBAW. At least it felt that way to my poor, leaky brain. Like the Greatest Living American reminded…

Welcome to Week 8 action, no byes. Don’t forget to buy Halloween candy, then buy MOAR when you eat the first batch. You disgusting, fat…

Holy shit, we made it! Three weeks of MANDATORIUM duty, despite having to start with Jaguras/P*ts – and finish with the goddamned Q-aron Jest. …