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King Hippo - October 10, 2022October 9, 2022

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So, what did everyone think?  Seems like the day really peaked early (apparently Q-aaron had a bitchy little fit in the locker room, even), then quickly ran out of steam.  Or maybe my hellscape nightmares are just beating me down.  Who fucking knows? That said, nobody remains winless (seems early for

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King Hippo - September 26, 2022September 26, 2022

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The first two weeks of an NFL season always seem kind of random to me (even if 2022 has taken that to a way higher level), but Week 3 has always been nut-cutting time.  The 0-2 can get off the mat, the "Week 1 winners that go 1-2" (ahem, cough...Commies)

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King Hippo - September 19, 2022September 18, 2022

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One might have imagined a reversion to normalcy, after a chaotic-as-fuck Week One.  One would be wrong.  Better type this shit up before my brain melts. As y'all know, the transitive property doesn't work with football.  Otherwise, as Dok noted, Detroit was on pace to become the NFL's best squadron.  They

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King Hippo - September 12, 2022September 11, 2022

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Holy mother of fuck, do I ever love football.  Even if this most glorious 9/11 opening slate broke my brain.  Which it most certainly did.  You say YOUR brain is still functional, and useable for billable work?  FUCKING LIAR. January was quite the roller coaster for Cincinnati.  But even coming in

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King Hippo - January 31, 2022January 30, 2022

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Yes, at long lost, the AFC and NFC have set their champions.  4 seed against 4 seed.  Deliver us from emptiness, oh Great Sportsball Entropy. The oft-repeated, and seemingly quite logical refrain - surely Championship Sunday would be a reversion to the mean, after all the balls-to-the-wall excellence of the Divisional

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King Hippo - January 17, 2022January 16, 2022

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You know what is great in life?  Naps.  OK, and cats.  Cats also LOVE it when you abide by their schedule and nap during the day.  I napped for the entire duration of MRSA 31, Iggles 15.  I regret nothing. That means I woke up in time for what promised to

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King Hippo - January 16, 2022January 15, 2022

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Good morning, fellow dick joke enthusiasts.  You may have noticed that Super-Duper-Mega Wild Card Bitches! weekend began yesterday.  Two FITBAW games on the docket - well, one game and one brutal skullfucking. That's Rikki's Raiders! met up with Team WKRP in what was, despite the shambolic officiating, an excellent game.  A

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King Hippo - January 10, 2022January 10, 2022

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Yes, Mr. Potamus gets bumped this week.  Because 2021 season playoff history will be HER-story too! Damn, was that ever some valiant shit, or what?  The Tomsulas were deader than ded.  Like, bottom of the ocean with cement shoes dead.  17-nil down, on the road (to a team with plenty to play

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King Hippo - January 3, 2022January 3, 2022

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There were too many fixtures crammed into this singular day.  I liked the spreading out.  So many #WhitePplProblems up in this muthafucka. Look, I am not a doctor - or a Doktor - but as a Son of the South, ah noes my Antonio Brown diagnosis - nuttier than a shithouse rat.  We