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2025 Quotables – Week 5 (Results)

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Lots of action, eh?

Submissions are here. Below are your Week 5 Quotables results.

“GIMME YER LUNCH MONEY KID!” – Doktor Zymm
“♬…One is the loneliest number that can ever be…♬” – Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
“/Obligatory Benny Hill music” – BrettFavresColonoscopy
“Daryl Stingley Night is not at all what I expected…” -Horatio Cornblower
“Ref: (well, that hit’s legal, clearly not a penalty) Ref: (wait…his name is Jaxson…) Ref: (aw crap, I just know Jaxson’s mom is gonna make a scene) Ref: “DOUBLE ROUGHING THE PASSER!” -SonOfSpam
“See, you have to listen to Phillips Rivers’s wife–don’t bother with the head and just take it all the way in.” – BrettFavresColonoscopy
“It’s not cultural appropriation if you’re Black Irish” – Horatio Cornblower
“I haven’t seen an Arizona resident caught this unprepared by something flying at their axial region since that loudmouth jerkoff who had no affiliation whatsoever with the NFL and had never played a down of organized football in his life but was commemorated with moments of silence in NFL stadiums nonetheless after he himself had been permanently silenced with a 30-06.” – Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I like that *none* of our responses to the Texans one made the cut.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oooooh, two winners this week? I must have over-venmoed.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That reminds me, I’ve got to blow my facebook privacy settlement money on something. It’s like $30.

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