Holy cow there were a lot of highlights this weekend. Well, lowlights anyways -- that's more the currency around here. That said, as we enter Thanksgiving football day I'd like to shamelessly plug my 2017 Football is Family post.
Anyways, no hype here. Just get to it. Results are still going
Week 10. I still have no idea what the deal with 75% of the NFL team is this year (usually I’m around 50%, honestly). Not that this should really matter for this weekly hit piece but I do try to spread around the attention. But when there’s about four really
Here are your submissions. Great work as always except for, as with the Powerball, those of you don't play. If you don't play, you can't win. Dez learned this lesson for Week 10 as he heads to New Orleans to cancer-up that locker room; you should learn it/cancer-up stuff too.
Forgot I owed you these. Please see below.
The Arizona Cardinals.
Look it, I hate this fucking franchise. Period. Full stop.
Arizona is loaded with bad sports teams but the Cardinals are the only team I actively despise. The Suns suck and have a trash owner but who can get invested in this lopsided of an NBA? The Coyotes also
Week 8 fools. Season's about halfway over and, rather than punishing myself with OAK/SF, I am punishing myself with Star Wars 8. I sure don't remember the earlier ones being this bad but, who knows, maybe they were. I'll just say this though, Luke Skywalker sure became a dick. I
On Halloween night, hours after the doorbell ceased ringing and the post bar-crawl traffic had evaporated, a man sits alone in his Los Angeles bungalow. Digitally penning his thoughts across a host of athletics message boards -- Deadspin, Reddit, Athalon -- he navigates his browser to his true pride and
Sorry -- I owe you all Cardinals Bye Week and a Halloween number this week so Qs was a bit of an afterthought. That said, away we go.
Midseason form all around. Granted, a few of you look a little more Josh Gordon with the Browns than Josh Gordon with the Patriots. But, then again, many others look more like Patr*ots OC Josh McDaniels as opposed to Head Coach Josh McDaniels. But that's the NFL, babaaayyyyyyyyyy!
Submissions seemed a
The NFC North's Green Bay Packers were on bye last Sunday. You probably didn't notice because Baltimore and Dallas managed to otherwise consume your kicker-meltdown attention during Week 7. But nonetheless, the Packers did take the bye seriously and prepare to return to action this Sunday at the RAMMITs of
It’s late Monday and, if the last twenty minutes are any indicator, I am not going to be anywhere other than in bed sick as a dog tomorrow morning. I didn’t watch the MNF fixture last night but that’s fine because Thursday through Sunday was absolutely putrid.
Sunday was my first
I didn't do results last week. I asked someone to cover for me but it was really just an idea that ran through my head so, shockingly, nothing happened. So anyways, here are your Week 6 Quotables results. It likely isn't the best football you'll see today but I bet