The Arizona Cardinals.
Look it, I hate this fucking franchise. Period. Full stop.
Arizona is loaded with bad sports teams but the Cardinals are the only team I actively despise. The Suns suck and have a trash owner but who can get invested in this lopsided of an NBA? The Coyotes also
Week 8 fools. Season's about halfway over and, rather than punishing myself with OAK/SF, I am punishing myself with Star Wars 8. I sure don't remember the earlier ones being this bad but, who knows, maybe they were. I'll just say this though, Luke Skywalker sure became a dick. I
On Halloween night, hours after the doorbell ceased ringing and the post bar-crawl traffic had evaporated, a man sits alone in his Los Angeles bungalow. Digitally penning his thoughts across a host of athletics message boards -- Deadspin, Reddit, Athalon -- he navigates his browser to his true pride and
Sorry -- I owe you all Cardinals Bye Week and a Halloween number this week so Qs was a bit of an afterthought. That said, away we go.
Midseason form all around. Granted, a few of you look a little more Josh Gordon with the Browns than Josh Gordon with the Patriots. But, then again, many others look more like Patr*ots OC Josh McDaniels as opposed to Head Coach Josh McDaniels. But that's the NFL, babaaayyyyyyyyyy!
Submissions seemed a
The NFC North's Green Bay Packers were on bye last Sunday. You probably didn't notice because Baltimore and Dallas managed to otherwise consume your kicker-meltdown attention during Week 7. But nonetheless, the Packers did take the bye seriously and prepare to return to action this Sunday at the RAMMITs of
It’s late Monday and, if the last twenty minutes are any indicator, I am not going to be anywhere other than in bed sick as a dog tomorrow morning. I didn’t watch the MNF fixture last night but that’s fine because Thursday through Sunday was absolutely putrid.
Sunday was my first
I didn't do results last week. I asked someone to cover for me but it was really just an idea that ran through my head so, shockingly, nothing happened. So anyways, here are your Week 6 Quotables results. It likely isn't the best football you'll see today but I bet
Week 6 action is here! I don't really know what that means considering we've known who the contenders for Super Bowl L3 are since about November of last year. But for those of you who just enjoy the sport of football and all the hours of commercials each broadcast entails,
NFL UK action kicks off this Sunday. We're also into Spooktober and, assuming Fox didn't bust him out last week, I assume we'll start seeing the return of the robot with the jack-o-lantern head this weekend.
All just gimmicks, of course, to distract you from the on-field product.
Another good distraction? Quotables.
No talk. On to the action.
Little housekeeping up front: while my Cam+Mccaffrey buoyed fantasy team is settling in for my throwaway week (don't worry, this is the last I will talk of fantasy football here -- I just like to mention my strategy because it was stupid, is stupid, and will be stupid post Panthers