Has LemonJello eaten Spam’s heart (which is also, I assume, made of Tropical Mango Spam)? Do you want to crown the Bucs the NFC South Elite? THEN CROWN THEIR ASSES. Far as humour goes — all fine by me.
I got no comment on the TNF game last night because I am writing this Thursday morning. Feels like a bad TNF game between two bad teams that just don’t have the talent to be anything better than hopefully-interesting. Maybe I am right. Maybe I am wrong. Verizon. Verizon will be featured prominently.
“Houston, Tranquility Base here . . . the Eagle has landed was handed its ass. Houston, we may have a problem.” – Downfield Matriculator“‘We have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.’ -K. Patel, Director, Federal Bureau of Investigation” -LemonJello“This was the Panthers best goal line stop of the day.” – Game Time Decision“’Hey, that’s a nice try at a Yanvalou dance, but needs more chicken blood to really be effective.’ -Mike ‘Asogwe’ Tomlin” -BeefReeferLives“I might not be able to attend Charlie Kirk’s funeral due to a scheduling conflict, but that doesn’t mean I can’t still put a white dude into the ground.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly“Dak was practicing his Cutler impression all week and it really paid off!” – Doktor Zymm“Why wait until Thanksgiving for your Romo-itis?” – nomonkeyfun“/Glares at the Giants LOOK WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO KATE MARA!!! LOOK AT HER!!!” – Horatio Cornblower
I can’t help but compare and contrast Giants coaches Parcells and Daboll with respect to each of them yelling at players as they come off the field. As I understand it, back in the day Parcells drilled down on responsibilities over and over and over again so if you fucked up on the field you were going to get an earful. Daboll seems to be a guy that loses it no matter the negative circumstance and doesn’t build players up after the blowup.
/what I’m trying to say is that Mike Kafka will be the interim head coach at some point this season
/wife has gone to Alberta for 10 days to visit sister and niece and nephew
My best wish is not for her to have a safe journey but for her to easily identify my scotch-ravaged, partially-eaten by racoons corpse somewhere on our property. when she returns.
All right, I’m headed into the yard to take on Kronos the bamboo stand. This is probably a multi-day job so I’m not going to get too frustrated if I don’t make too much progress.
So apparently the (ah jesus do i really have to call them that?) Commanders owner Josh Harris was “linked” to Jeffrey Epstein, in that one of his business partners kept trying to push a partnership with the late Trump associate and Harris was like “not really interested in working with a guy that got convicted for soliciting a 14 year-old prostitute, thanks.”
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