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Last Stop at Hamlin
“Look, it’s the question you’re always going to ask. But that’s your focus; not mine. I don’t have fear. Fear stifles our thinking and…
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Like the Deserts Miss the Rain
There’s very little to be said when things take this long (gestures Sonofspamingly at my B Favre area). Oh and the trees in the…
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The Three-Peat in 2024
I appreciate the statistical conversation around a potential Chiefs 3-Peat. I’m as naturally disgusted with the Andy-Reid-At-A-Chinese-Buffet-Like Dominance the Chiefs have put on display…
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The Literal AI-Generated Headline is – Indianapolis Colts: A Season of Transition
I did a Colts preview a few years ago (I think it’s a relevant read) and, the days being COVID (well, there’s a virus…
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Try to Erase This: A 2024 Arizona Cardinals Season Preview
Sebastian Blax: Welcome back to DFO! You’re one non corporate-owned, ad-blitzing, AI-voiced corner of your day. I’m legacy contributor, Sebastian Blax. And whatever the…
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Homestead Update
RTD made a joke of me because, like the United States, I’m a crumbling superpower who can’t get the infrastructure up to speed. For…
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Trim and Grade
So we have flood irrigation here in Arizona. That’s where we left off last time. That’s the prologue. I’m not going to get into…
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About a Hole
As much as I enjoy taking everyone through a long meandering journey about my years surviving in the modern american desert — where you…
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BHB12BBBB: Pac It Up
Arizona State University men’s basketball coach, Bobby Hurley, gazes out the window of his top-floor Vdara hotel room. Standing upright with a glass of…
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2023 AZ Cardinals at the Bye
The Arizona Cardinals had their bye week last Sunday, the last possible slot of the season. If you tuned in to this seasons team…