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It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out
Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 2
“So, you can just pick any woman and inhabit her body?” “Only for a few minutes at a time.” Balls thought about it for…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 1
The 11th hole at Los Verdes is a 305-yard Par 4 from the Blues that goes downhill and plays much shorter than it looks. …
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A Chance Encounter on the Trail
Echo Canyon Trail. Paradise Valley, Arizona. 9:15 A.M. The weather was beautiful. It was turning into a why you live here kind of day,…
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Ding Dong, Aaron Donald Is Gone (2024 RAMMITT Preview)
It’s finally happened. After threatening to retire for what seems like every offseason of his career, Aaron Donald, the most terrifying defensive lineman in…
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Friday Morning Brain Farts/Carpenter Jorb
In lieu of actual prose, here’s some randomness to waste time while waiting for DJ 3000 to reload munitions from last night’s operations the…
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Oh Boy! This guy again?
Punches back into content mine. Well hello there, I hope you’re keeping well, it’s been awhile. As it’s the offseason and…
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BHB12BBBB: Pac It Up
Arizona State University men’s basketball coach, Bobby Hurley, gazes out the window of his top-floor Vdara hotel room. Standing upright with a glass of…
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By Popular Demand: College Football Realignment
Welcome to a new series in which I take your post ideas and run with them. Today’s topic: College Football Realignment. I am nothing…
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…