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Your “How the Hell Is it Mardi Gras?” Open Night Chatty-Chat
Seriously. T-Swift can’y even stand yet after post-Owl celebrations her and Travis have been doing, and it’s friggin’ Lent tomorrow. On Valentine’s Day! Anyway,…
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Ballsy’s Mock Draft for 2024
Do not worry. I am not treading on Horatio’s turf. I do enough of that with my AVN Awards prediction post. You will get…
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Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:
I apologize in advance for the litany of “Pickett’s charge” memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn’t to say PICKETT’S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all…
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Chapter 5: Alive in Dove Valley
Russell Wilson awoke to the sound of Sports Center. Clean white sheets and sanitary plastic bed-rails enshrined him. He heard the sound of his…
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Chapter 4: Beneath Dove Valley
Russell Wilson awoke to the sensation of dripping water. As his hands searched for purchase on the slick stone floor, they scraped across several…
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Chapter 3: Dove Valley Elementary
The school’s front doors weren’t supposed to be unlocked, but they opened freely at Russell Wilson’s touch. The heavy metal doors clacked closed as…
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Chapter 2: Searching Dove Valley
The pale glow of the parking lot’s fluorescent light poles grew in the distance as Russell Wilson approached. Their brightness overpowered the dim trail…
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Chapter 1: Awake in Dove Valley
Russell Wilson’s golf cart tumbled helplessly, carried ever downward by the slope of the 5th green’s approach. The sand trap’s embrace was no softer…
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Oh Boy! Rotational Thursdays with Litre.
Good evening to you! At this point I’ve just returned from a much needed vacation in Arizona! You see, my folks, and my in-laws…
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Oh Boy! Rotational Thursdays with Litre.
Good evening. I’m fucking done with winter. Done! We have, until a few weeks ago had quite a mild one. A couple days here…