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A Frozen House of Horrors
“April is the cruelest month.” No, Mr. Eliot, you fucking bonehead, April is a great month because it’s getting warm and the sticky black…
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It’s Snowing in Hell
Maryland sucks for many reasons. First, there’s the decline of Baltimore into the world’s largest shooting gallery. The taxes are flat out murder. And…
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Fozz’s New Years Resolution List
New Year’s is bullshit. The only thing worse is New Year’s Eve. It is amateur hour, with every dunce who doesn’t drink all year…
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Fozz Talks to a Hell Hound
Conversations with My Dog I grew up owning dogs. My parents owned Boxers and then we started owning Labradors. I cherish those memories and…
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Boots on the Ground: A Peek Inside Complete Pandemonium (Published by Hippo as Saturday Night Thread)
Gameday at the Fozz Compound As most of you may know, I have three sons. They are the centerpiece of my life. I love…
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Sympathy From the Devil
We all know that DFO is a gathering place for degenerates, smart asses, maniacs, and all manner of social rejects. And we’re proud of…
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Fozz Vs. God
I’ve talked to lots of people during my time in hell – as of this writing I have been unemployed for 431 days. Fuck.…
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JJ Fozz’s Journey Through Hell
JJ Fozz Sits Down with Billy Cundiff Many great and wicked men have suffered from depression. Winston Churchill called it his “black dog” because…
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JJ Fozz’s Journey Through Hell
Fozz’s Journey Through Hell I’ve been unemployed for a full year, despite having 30 years of experience in the marketing and communications industry. I…
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JJ Fozz’s Adventures in Hell
I’ve been unemployed for a full year, despite having 30 years of experience in the marketing and communications industry. I also have a Master’s…