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JJ Fozz’s Adventures in Hell

(Editor’s Note: This will function as the Open Thread tonight. What’s better than a healthy dollop of vitriol for a Sunday Night?) I’ve…

I need Lamar to prove himself. Yes, I’m that fan. Yes I love him. Yes I was overjoyed at last season. Then the motherfucking…

The last time my father hit me was on a golf course. He is built like a tank and is left handed. For a…

“Let them hate, as long as they fear.” Buckle up America, you’re gonna hate and fear me after this fucking diatribe has been penned.…

I have three sons who are locked down and they have exhausted every single option. You can only play so much full contact backyard…

About a year ago, a dumb shit friend backed into my car and screwed up the bumper and hood. He didn’t want to report…

It wasn’t supposed to be like this. I was supposed to be a fucking author with a few decent books under my belt. And…

Before I begin the tearing open of this newly made wound, let me say a few things. 1. I thought this game would be…

So we moved. That was a horrible experience, although our movers were fucking awesome. The guy’s name was Frosty. So of course, you say,…

My wife and I have been married for 18 years. For 17 of those we lived in the same townhouse. Entropy sucks. We were…