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Walking the Walk with a Withered Leg – Ravens Preseason Punchout
See that sentence? I just tore my ACL, sprained my thumb, and suffered a hamstring injury where the tendon unfurled like a flag, burst…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts and Wild Card 4 of 6, Bitches! Game Thread
There were three fixtures played yesterday. Well, two fixtures and a woodchipper feeding. [Closed Captioning for the Hard of Hippo provided by the Church…
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Your 2018 “I’ll Keep my Money, Bisciotti” Baltimore Ravens Preview
Twenty years ago I bought my PSL for the Ravens. After i wrote the check I had $100 in my bank account, but having…
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2017 Totally Non-Stabby (probably) Baltimore Ravens Preview
Pop Quiz: Do you know who that is in that banner image? Yeah, no one else does either. – I had already begun mentally…
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A Breaking Announcement
Now, I could be down in Pittsburgh with the Yinzbergians. ::Crown Groans:: Or giving a stump speech in Cincinnati, oh-Hi-Oh. ::Crowd Groans Louder:: I’ve even…
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Today, We Are All Ratbirds: A Post-Bye Ravens Cry For Action
With the Arizona defeating the Minnesota Vikings on Thursday Night Football, the Cardinals have clinched a playoff birth and sit with a magic number…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Mmmm. Tryptophan. A hell of a drug. Hope everybody enjoyed their Thanksgivings yesterday, and kept the hand-to-hand combat to a minimum between yesterday’s family…