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Ravens Bye Week
So we enter into the 8th week of the NFL season and the Ravens are…I’m not too sure of what we are. Lamar Jackson’s…
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Off With Their Heads – Those Goofy Toothed Blue Blooded Bastards
God save the queen ‘Cause tourists are money And our figurehead Is not what she seems Yeah, Sid Vicious – that doomed idiot –…
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Your 2018 “I’ll Keep my Money, Bisciotti” Baltimore Ravens Preview
Twenty years ago I bought my PSL for the Ravens. After i wrote the check I had $100 in my bank account, but having…
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Boots on the Ground: Extreme Rules Wrestling in Mobtown
Why would a grown man, with a job, and children purchase and wear a gigantic sparkly belt and wear it over one shoulder like…
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Through The Eyes of an Irritating Gosling
I have access to a bunch of movie apps and I am amazed at the selection of movies. I’m also amazed how many of…
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Summer: The Season of Murder, Decay, and Warm Beer
My calendar tells me that summer is coming and other events I’m looking forward to, including “Testicle Scraping”, “Trepanning with a Sharp Stone”, and…
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SOME MOVIES SUCK. THESE ARE THEM. SPECIAL ADAM “ASSCLOWN” SANDLER EDITION
I have access to a bunch of movie apps and I am amazed at the selection of movies. I’m also amazed how many of…
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The Night Chicago Died A Song that I Wish was True
Well, that didn’t take long. I now hate Cubs fans more than I hate Patriots fans. Part of this new black well of hatred…
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Some Movies Suck. These Are Them.
This is a new feature. It’s about movies that I try and watch on various streaming services. There are many movies to watch, few…
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Nailing Down the Easter Holiday
I have always harbored an unbridled hate for Easter. It’s just another one of the many reasons why I am hell bound. This eliminates…