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Winter, You Can Frostbite My Balls
“Winter lies too long in country towns; hangs on until it is stale and shabby, old and sullen. “ Willa Cather wrote that and…
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Old People Are Good Fuel for Bonfires
Old people suck. They should be returned to the earth so we can grow tastier carrots and potatoes. Old people are fucking up…
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Please Drive Your Car Off a Bridge
Every damn day I drive to work. The round trip takes about two hours. And every minute of those hours I am filled…
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Your Kid Sucks at Sports
I have two sons. One plays baseball and soccer. The other plays football and lacrosse. They may play in high school. They are…