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My Vasectomy Adventure – At Least they Give you Drugs

“Nurse, part of his vans popped out and it’s on the floor.” That’s an actual quote from an actual doctor who was actually cutting…

You may, or may not, know that I recently got shitcanned from a job that I thought was perfect for me. I’ll save you…

There is no such thing as a good morning. The only response to “good morning” is a kick to the throat followed by shoving…

We need to drop 98 tons of nuclear waste on Nashville. And I’m not sure that’s enough to kill every fuckstick who is responsible…

Here we are. The dogs have sprung from their caves, muzzles saturated with blood and baring their sabre sharp teeth that are eager…

If you have kids, they are assholes. I have three kids and the older two are assholes and the younger one is excelling in…

“Winter lies too long in country towns; hangs on until it is stale and shabby, old and sullen. “ Willa Cather wrote that and…

When I was a little kid, my mother would make something called “honey coffee.” Which was coffee with cream and sugar. I would go…

Why am I writing about my unbridled hate for the holidays? Because those stupid ass fucks in charge of advertising have begun the assault…

If you’re a millennial, you are a douche-pussy. And I fucking hate you. If you’re a millennial and reading this article, or a regular…