Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Maypril Showers

The good news is, semester’s almost over, I can start getting into the part where I’m gigging almost every day. (Except Friday nights and Saturdays.) My music studio students, incidentally, don’t enjoy this as much as I stack makeups on top of makeups as my life is a neverending game of legally-not-Jenga, especially because most of these weddings seem to be Tuesdays and Thursdays, days I’m scheduled to teach. (Like tomorrow Thursday, next Tuesday, and the Tuesday after.)

In other news, Rob Manfred is a disgrace, for reasons we already knew, but also could use a reminder of from yesterday’s fuckery. It’s some bullshit.

In NFL news… it’s just schedule preview stuff (like the Chiefs and Cowboys on Thanksgiving which I guess becomes this generation’s Thanksgiving Cosplay Special because the ‘Dacteds rightfully ‘dacted), because it comes out tonight! This deserves a (full?) hour on ESPN2, because fuck the actual sporting events that are going on, time for talking head bullshit! A whole lot of it, for the next several days, trying to figure out how your team will do! (Also who drops the best video.)

What’s on?

As previously mentioned, the NFL Schedule release show! (8:00, ESPN2) You already knew who your team was playing next year once the standings were finalized, but now who plays when and where!

Actual sports on the telly!

The Stanley Cup is still the best trophy in sports:
Panther Punching Party vs. Seeing how this game will affect the Leafs’ Cup chances (FLA vs. TOR, series tied 2-2) (7:00, ESPN)
Natural Logs vs. Knights Into Dreams of Next Year if they lose again (EDM vs. VGK, Oilers lead 3-1) (9:30, ESPN)

Basketball’s interesting now, maybe? At least the East? The Thunder are really good…
The Power of Friendship™ plus also the Pope vs. Feeling really bad about Jayson Tatum, because shit, Achilles for basketball, kind of important (NYK vs. BOS, Knicks lead 3-1) (7:00, TNT)

Holding out for a hero (Steph) vs. Raised by Wolves (GSW vs. MIN, Timberwolves lead 3-1) (9:30, TNT)

To the extent of lesser footy we care:

Which is none unless you care about a *checks notes* Missouri Derby.
(#BFIMLS SC vs. Sporting Kansas City, 8:45, FS1)

So as I said, none. Nobody cares.

Well there is SexiMexi futból, but it’s on Fox Deportes, which we may or may not have on your normal watching apparatus. Which is worth more of your care. Hell, the ESPN2 schedule show I just panned is worth more of your care.

Get to the mocking, while it’s still legal!