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25 Questions About….
This jacket: I was walking around London last night and saw a person wearing a Viagra jacket. I immediately took a picture and sent…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Sports Nadir (non-Abed) Edition
(Though I would argue slight Abed, considering come on, there’s definitely some neurodivergence up in here *points to brain*). All right, let’s Carpenter this!
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Monday Open Thread – Not Warhammer but still cromulent!
Note: Warhammer40k and all Warhammer properties, ideas, pictures, and fiction all belong to Games Workshop. I was going to do a write up of…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: They Can’t All Be Winners
Both regarding this being a bit of a Carpenter-job and my Monday night. Some gigs are nice. Easy amount of time, little work, get…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 26
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 24
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…
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The Man: Equal Time Tuesday Open Thread
It’s great when you hear about diversity, which can be a drag—amirite fellow whites* * Said earnestly. When I lived in Snowland (Parts I…
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JV BOLTMEN!! and Fightin’ Horatios! (Open Thread)
WHO YA GOT?? And more importantly….what is the Low Commander/Horatio #ShameBet? Needs must, y’all. JV Hardwood BOLTMEN!! (+7) v. Fightin’ Horatios (9:20, CBS) Somehow,…
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Your “Happy Purim!” Monday Night Open Thread
Banner Photo Credit: Getty Your regularly scheduled Monday night Warhammer professor, ArmedandHammered, is off tonight. Sorry, any esoteric references for the evening will likely…
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Preb Owl – We’ve Only Just Begun…
It seems the Carpentering shall fall to Hippo. Leeds and Man U (the football squadron, not the uni-themed “twink and bear” porn series) are…