2017 Quotables – Week 16 (Results)

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I’d make a “The Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree” joke, but honestly, the above-pictured Eli looks more like a penis in that hoodie than he does a fruit.

Speaking of circumcision, some tough cuts in this week’s quotables. It was a holiday weekend, so like late nights in Bristol before Chris Berman retired, a slow start saw some late grunts and furious entries to finish the job.

I gotta stop making bad dick jokes.  All of this week’s submissions here.

You guys are probably using up the good dick jokes on bowl games and other bowls.  So I’ll get right to the results, and remember, if your submission didn’t get picked, it’s because Balls wants us to refer to this coming year as 2018 AC.

Happy (almost) New Year!


There’s only one white guy who sneaks around Pittsburgh and delivers unexpected surprises in boxes.      –SonOfSpam

CONTROLLER DISCONNECTED –Senor Weaselo

“If you don’t move while the camera’s on you, they won’t know they caught you masturbating.”  –LemonJello

 


“Oh, I’m sorry. Fox News had me convinced you were here to take my guns away and impose Sharia law.” –Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Eli quickly surveyed the field and found zero fucks to give about where this pass ends up.  –monty this seems strange to me

Can I pick myself?  Fuck it, 2017 has sucked, I’m taking points of personal privilege (or something):

“Nailed it.”
–Blair Walsh        –BrettFavresColonoscopy

 

I haven’t seen a Chief leave a hole that big since Jovan Belcher!       –BrettFavresColonoscopy

 


Yup, see you in hell.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

BrettFavresColonoscopy

BFC is a Chicago native transplanted to our nation’s capital and transplanted again to the mountain West. He enjoys football, whisky, and the oxford comma.
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BFC is a Chicago native transplanted to our nation's capital and transplanted again to the mountain West. He enjoys football, whisky, and the oxford comma.
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I haven’t seen a Chief leave a hole that big since Jovan Belcher!

I don’t know much about art; but I know it when I see it. This is art.

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That Blair Walsh joke is great.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Also, I’m disappointed that the Bucs have defied me and are keeping their HC for another year.

ballsofsteelandfury

That, sir, is a tremendous dick joke! Well done!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yup, see you in hell.

“You won’t see me; I decided not to declare.”

– Josh Rosen