2017 Quotables – Week 16 (Results)

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I’d make a “The Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree” joke, but honestly, the above-pictured Eli looks more like a penis in that hoodie than he does a fruit.

Speaking of circumcision, some tough cuts in this week’s quotables. It was a holiday weekend, so like late nights in Bristol before Chris Berman retired, a slow start saw some late grunts and furious entries to finish the job.

I gotta stop making bad dick jokes.  All of this week’s submissions here.

You guys are probably using up the good dick jokes on bowl games and other bowls.  So I’ll get right to the results, and remember, if your submission didn’t get picked, it’s because Balls wants us to refer to this coming year as 2018 AC.

Happy (almost) New Year!

Can I pick myself?  Fuck it, 2017 has sucked, I’m taking points of personal privilege (or something):

Yup, see you in hell.