Quotables Week 13 Submissions – Balls Filling in Edition

As you are aware if you read last week’s Quotables, I am your substitute teacher, Balls, Mr. ofSteelandFury if you will, and I am here to…

WHO THREW THAT SPITBALL??

As I was saying, we will have a…

DID YOU FART, MR. OfSpam?

Ok, now as I was OH GOOD GOD MAN WHAT DID YOU EAT?

So, I read Blax’ instructions to me from the previous week to the letter and, let me tell you kids, I’m about as confused as the first time I tried fingering a girl and she said, “Um, whatcha doing down there?”  I replied, with a big smile, “Uh, trying to pleasure you!”

“Were you TRYING to finger my asshole?”

Anyhoo, I hope you’re ready for me cuz here goes my finger boldly going where only half my HS class has gone:

Have I mentioned that I love this Raider team?

And now for something completely different.  You all can blame Blax for teaching me how to create gifs:

Maybe Don T will recognize these.  Olmedo and Porcel were fucking hilarious.  Class, please remember to thank Blax for showing me how to create GIFs!

One more before we get back to the NFL:

Back to the footy:

There is so much to unwrap in this one:

I shouldn’t say this as a Steelers fan, but I do love me some Justin Tucker:

And now for some shenanigans:

This one probably shouldn’t count because the team doesn’t exist, but:

Alls I know is you guys better come up with something really good for this:

Please feel free to submit captions for the movie gifs.  That would be for extra credit.  Yes, I’m looking at you Mr. Seamus! Extra extra credit for anyone other than Don T that can name the movies.

Have at it, heathens, pervs, countrymen and women!