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“I Got A Basketball Jones” Open Thread
May as well add another addiction to the pile. Is “Jones” or “Jones-ing” even used any more as a euphemism? Back in the day…
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Your “I Don’t Like Mondays” Open Thread
I’m not talking about the song, I’m talking about getting absolutely snowed under. The snow was up to my waist, bears and deer were…
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Your “Working In A Coal Mine” Thursday Open Thread
I mention the song because the line, “I am so tired!” really fits the bill these days. Retirement is on the horizon but the…
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Your Free Agency Update Open Thread
Look at that totally expected/labored Bowie reference! A shoutout to Horatio, his feelings about Don T’s writing aside, he knocked it out of the…
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Your “A Face Only A Mother Could Love” Thursday Night Open Thread
They breed ’em different up Iowa way. This guy has milked a few bulls in his time if that smile means anything but more…
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Your Monday Evening Open Thread
Hey Buttercups, what say you? This will be quite short as I am in possession of a rumbly belly and things aren’t getting better.…
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Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Many football lovers would like to tell you we’re in The Doldrums (I love that phrase for some reason) as far as news/observations are…
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Your Mixed Bag Thursday Night Open Thread
How ’bout them Olympics! As always, hockey delivered, bringing you four OT games over two days. Were I a betting monkey I’d put a…
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A Feckless Union Runs Away With It’s Tail Between It’s Legs
Can the NFLPA be more pathetic? They lost their case regarding the report cards of the teams their members belong to. The reason cited…
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