TGISF… AKA “Everybody Gets One” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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This week, we have a “Theme By Request”.

See?  I listen.  Granted, I don’t always respond.  And almost never particularly quickly.  Sorry, I’m old.

But this week I wanted to get this one up quickly (phrasing) for our beloved Beerguyrob  so he doesn’t forget us while he’s on sabbatical for the next coupla weeks.  Because if he doesn’t come back then that’s just more work for the rest of us.   (Errrrrr….I mean we’re really gonna miss him and he is an invaluable asset, of course)

A one week turnaround time might even be a personal best for me on such requests, but I don’t know for sure.  Like I said, I’m old.

So what was his request that he probably thinks I’ve already forgotten about?  Just a little thing called  The Women of Marvel.

That’s Brie Larson up there in that banner image, btw.  She’s been cast to play Captain Marvel.  Also, she kinda purtty…

Later, you’ll be seeing more of her maybe.

And I’d be remiss if I didn’t include this…

Does he know she’s the Black Widow?  Should he be bothered by this information?

Meh, what a way to go, right?

Also….  You’re welcome, Rob.

Now go clean yourself up.  We’re only just getting started.

Marvel-ous Sports

NFL

Seattle wore their best duds last night to the Valley of the Sun.  Causing everyone there (and everywhere else) to vomit.  No worries tho, as the vomit was indistinguishable from the uni color.  Yeeesh.

Obviously, Birdcano was instantly blinded and could not respond properly until it was too late.  Seahawks hang on, get the 22-16 road win.

Sunday/Monday Schedule

 

NHL

From my own homer fan (Capitals) standpoint, the early season has not been fun (Don’t look so smug, Pens…you ain’t doing so great either).  From a detached and unbiased hockey fan point of view however, this season is becoming somewhat interesting.  I’m surprisingly happy that baseball is over for the time-being and I can now watch a bit moar hockey.

Standings

Tonight’s Schedule

 

NBA

If the playoffs started today, neither CLE, LAC, LAL nor OKC would be in them.  If I gave a crap about the NBA this would make me happy.

Standings

Tonight’s Schedule

 

NCAA Football

Tonight:

  • Temple @ Cincy – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
  • BYU @ UNLV – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN2
  • (9)Washington @ Stanford – 10:30pmEST – TV: FS1

Saturday Schedule

 

NCAA Basketball

It’s back more or less starting tonight.  Nobody will know how good anyone really is for a month or so, as the Power 5 teams load up on creampuffs, with a few good games sprinkled in here and there for ratings.  But the usual suspects are at the top of the heap rankings wise.  Thank goodness the NCAA didn’t do anything to upset the apple cart.  And at least Adidas tried to make things interesting

North Carolina getting off without any NCAA sanctions feels like a slow news day comparatively.

Of course it does to you, asswipe.  That’s exactly what they were counting on, too.  And simpleton “reporters” like you with low IQ’s and even shorter attention spans is why they got away with it.  So why don’t you hustle on over to twitter and find your next scoop there, Edwin R. Murrow.

Tonight’s Schedule

 

The Women of Marvel

So, what are the criteria?  Simple.  If they’ve appeared in a Marvel film, they’re eligible, regardless of character played (ie they don’t necessarily have to have been cast as a SuperHero).

(I will not be going into the X-Men universe here, we might do that at a later time.  DC too.)

For example, this is Kat Dennings.  She was in one of the Thor movies I think I probably didn’t see.

But she has a place here, regardless of superpowers (which if she had one, it would be diverting the bloodflow in my…..)

OK!!!!!!  MOVING ALONG!!!!!

But you get the gist, yes?  OK, let’s do this.

(also, some of our lovelies will be represented more than once)

Enjoy….

Champagne?  Why not, Darling?

 

Something Funny(?)

 

Meanwhile, at NASA….

….the early tests on the new propulsion systems seem encouraging.

 

Let’s Drink Some Stuff

 

But apparently in the new one, Thor: FraggleRok  (yet another Thor movie I likely won’t see even when it’s free), Mjolnir gets all broken n junk.  Hopefully that means they’ll stop making those horrible movies.  But I know it doesn’t mean that.

Meh.

/opens beer(s)

 

Have a great weekend, everyone.

Love ya’s

Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme?  Drop me a line…

twbs@doorfliesopen.com

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

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…. So I don’t know why we’re talking video games tonight, but this is one of my earliest game memeories, not lying in the slightest, I think this is the only NES game that my parents got me, instead of my brothers, who naturally had mario, duck hunt, and zelda:

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I just want to take a second and say how much I love you folks and I’m so glad you stayed around for dessert.
Don’t hate me if I fucked up the cobbler.

Fuck yeahDFOI!

Is that how hashtags work?

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#NailedIt

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There was dessert? Damnit!

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This was my first videogame. Back when they came with the console:

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Fun fact: I only beat this game in college using an emulator so I could at least save my progress then.

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My 4th grade bff and I played loads of bubble bobbles, but I don’t think we ever beat it. I almost beat it on an emulator in college, but the thing about bubble bobble, you need to have two players alive to get the good ending, so I never managed that, as beating the bad guy and trying to revive P2 simultaneously was hard

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Less fun fact: Sonic is my favorite character being that we’re the same age. Okay, he’s like 4 1/2 months older than me, close enough.

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Do you also hoard rings?

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A cat and a hat!

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Do you play professional dodge ball?

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Anyone else remember this particular hell?

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Oh… THAT fucking game…

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The games I was given as a child were legitimate evidence of child abuse

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I never had a NES, but from history, there were loads of awful games for it. Makes sense, they were still figuring out how games worked and what was fun and what was super lame

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I only know it from Angry Video game nerd, but if its as bad as it looks……. broken controller city

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Once I get my Dreamcast hooked back up, I should totally start up a game of Seaman

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What about Blue Stinger?

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Also gotta get my virtual pachinko fix in 2

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The game that made RE confident in its voice actors

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Dreamcast will always be in my heart for its out-of-the-box piratibility

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I still have my boot disc for playing japan region games, and I still use it.

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0 grams.

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Those are British pounds, right?

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Kilos, so yes.

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Are these nocturnal goats, or are they asleep when you blow them?

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Should I eat some cheese cubes?
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Aw yeah. Another hopping Friday night spent with exclusively single player video games and snarky Twitter replies. God help me get through this bye week.

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Single player video games are the best video games

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You’re goddamned right.

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So torn between my Steam backlog and retro nostalgia
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That fucking game…

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So Dok, how would you like us to send you our nudes? I assume this was your idea.

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Are you talking about the anti-revenge porn experiment, or did I totally miss something?

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That’s the one.

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I hope it works out well, revenge porn purveyors are total assholes, and that’s probably unfair to assholes

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Ah, those were the days.

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The one guy with a shirt has a DC 101 shirt!

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That’s Heavy Metal Parking Lot from Capital Centre in Maryland in 1982. You should watch that short documentary on YouTube right now. I knew that parking lot very well back then and these people are for real.

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ZEBRA MAN!

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It was ’86

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Oh, I read something about that. Someone did a where are they now type thing

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Speaking of masturbating, I think I’ll head off to bed. Niters all.

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Is starching you anus going to be the next big trend?

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That would be eating a lot of bread and potatoes.

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I suppose if you’re in a bind. Or need one.

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Sing it sister! Been there.

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Happens to all the time.

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So, what is this ‘singles day’ thing, and why is it in November? Does is have anything to do with Kraft singles? Grilled cheese tie in perhaps?

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Not surprising it falls on the masturbation recognition month.

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See, I have no idea if you’re joking or if that’s a real thing

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It probably isn’t, but it should be!

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This sounds like a job for the Internet!

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Masturbation Month cums in May.

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Or June.

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I always get my relatives cards that are in Spanish (not difficult to find here in South Texas) or that feature minorities as the photographic models.

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Friday nights in Texas during the Fall? 20 minutes of the half-hour evening news are devoted to high school football.

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It weirds me out how big some texas hs stadiums are

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You are not incorrect:

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Happy Veterans’ Day, to the DFO service people.

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That’s 100 percent reasonable. Of the many reasons I don’t want to end up in Thai prison, having to catch and eat roaches in order to get adequate protein is really, really high on my list

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True. I have a friend who has similar stories concerning camels in parts of the Middle East. I won’t go into details, but the need for protein can make people desperate.

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BUT NOT THE DEAD ONES. That’s what Memorial Day is for.

Eh Ok I’ll make an exception, this time.

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10 am is the asscrack of dawn in IT

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It is

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No team meetings before lunch, the 11th commandment.

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I actually also prefer afternoon meetings, since I’m not productive after lunch so I might as well sit around and talk about stuff

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You’ll be a manager by Spring.

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Prolly a hangover thing.

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Same in the Seattle area. So lazy tech bros.

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I noticed a similar thing about Atlanta once. Worst traffic in the country? Ok, I’ll just get up 20 minutes early, and save 10 minutes each way in commute. I guess some people just have hard and fast start times.

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Flex time is where it’s at. I would have issues with solid start/end times

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Ok, that’s incredibly amusing

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Relevant.

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