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Look Left, Look Right. You’re All Cut. The Colts Bye-Week. Why Did I Click This?

By now, you’ve read a great many of these bye week updates. All with an unique style and approach. Bravo and much praise to…

Above: Your author, 5 p.m. Wednesday. Three hours after finding out he missed his deadline. There’s a good reason I’m late with this. A…

As you well know, we at DFO strive mightily to keep you entertained and informed on current events concerning the NFL. Well Beerguyrob does…

Some have asked, so here we go. There was a woman who had 15 kids. Pregnant for over 12 years before 45. She never…

Hi Everybody! Miss Me? (No you did NOT. Put your hands and other appendages down.) It has been awhile (I WILL NOT POST THAT…

NEW YORK, 4:30 a.m.: A bus rolls up to NFL Headquarters. The brakes hiss as the front door opens. A smoky fog rolls along…

Hey lurkers! It’s time we meet. I’m Shogun Marcus, one of the tamer folks you’ll meet. If you stumbled into us, I do apologize…

NEW YORK Umm Shari, I think I’m going to take the afternoon off. You can too if you want, just make sure to…

When we last left our dismal duo, Joe was lamenting the entirety of the state of Wisconsin. Troy was Eggman. Standard Operating Procedure in…

Species Name: GMesis Shivathal (rhymes with Nemesis AND Genesis). However NONE EVER LOOK LIKE HER. But we view them as so due to their magical…