TGISF… AKA “Everybody Gets One” Sexy Friday Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyGd21YN37M

This week, we have a “Theme By Request”.

See?  I listen.  Granted, I don’t always respond.  And almost never particularly quickly.  Sorry, I’m old.

But this week I wanted to get this one up quickly (phrasing) for our beloved Beerguyrob  so he doesn’t forget us while he’s on sabbatical for the next coupla weeks.  Because if he doesn’t come back then that’s just more work for the rest of us.   (Errrrrr….I mean we’re really gonna miss him and he is an invaluable asset, of course)

A one week turnaround time might even be a personal best for me on such requests, but I don’t know for sure.  Like I said, I’m old.

So what was his request that he probably thinks I’ve already forgotten about?  Just a little thing called  The Women of Marvel.

That’s Brie Larson up there in that banner image, btw.  She’s been cast to play Captain Marvel.  Also, she kinda purtty…

Later, you’ll be seeing more of her maybe.

And I’d be remiss if I didn’t include this…

Does he know she’s the Black Widow?  Should he be bothered by this information?

Meh, what a way to go, right?

Also….  You’re welcome, Rob.

Now go clean yourself up.  We’re only just getting started.

Marvel-ous Sports

NFL

Seattle wore their best duds last night to the Valley of the Sun.  Causing everyone there (and everywhere else) to vomit.  No worries tho, as the vomit was indistinguishable from the uni color.  Yeeesh.

Obviously, Birdcano was instantly blinded and could not respond properly until it was too late.  Seahawks hang on, get the 22-16 road win.

Sunday/Monday Schedule

 

NHL

From my own homer fan (Capitals) standpoint, the early season has not been fun (Don’t look so smug, Pens…you ain’t doing so great either).  From a detached and unbiased hockey fan point of view however, this season is becoming somewhat interesting.  I’m surprisingly happy that baseball is over for the time-being and I can now watch a bit moar hockey.

Standings

Tonight’s Schedule

 

NBA

If the playoffs started today, neither CLE, LAC, LAL nor OKC would be in them.  If I gave a crap about the NBA this would make me happy.

Standings

Tonight’s Schedule

 

NCAA Football

Tonight:

  • Temple @ Cincy – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
  • BYU @ UNLV – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN2
  • (9)Washington @ Stanford – 10:30pmEST – TV: FS1

Saturday Schedule

 

NCAA Basketball

It’s back more or less starting tonight.  Nobody will know how good anyone really is for a month or so, as the Power 5 teams load up on creampuffs, with a few good games sprinkled in here and there for ratings.  But the usual suspects are at the top of the heap rankings wise.  Thank goodness the NCAA didn’t do anything to upset the apple cart.  And at least Adidas tried to make things interesting

North Carolina getting off without any NCAA sanctions feels like a slow news day comparatively.

Of course it does to you, asswipe.  That’s exactly what they were counting on, too.  And simpleton “reporters” like you with low IQ’s and even shorter attention spans is why they got away with it.  So why don’t you hustle on over to twitter and find your next scoop there, Edwin R. Murrow.

Tonight’s Schedule

 

The Women of Marvel

So, what are the criteria?  Simple.  If they’ve appeared in a Marvel film, they’re eligible, regardless of character played (ie they don’t necessarily have to have been cast as a SuperHero).

(I will not be going into the X-Men universe here, we might do that at a later time.  DC too.)

For example, this is Kat Dennings.  She was in one of the Thor movies I think I probably didn’t see.

But she has a place here, regardless of superpowers (which if she had one, it would be diverting the bloodflow in my…..)

OK!!!!!!  MOVING ALONG!!!!!

But you get the gist, yes?  OK, let’s do this.

(also, some of our lovelies will be represented more than once)

Enjoy….

Champagne?  Why not, Darling?

 

Something Funny(?)

 

Meanwhile, at NASA….

….the early tests on the new propulsion systems seem encouraging.

 

Let’s Drink Some Stuff

 

But apparently in the new one, Thor: FraggleRok  (yet another Thor movie I likely won’t see even when it’s free), Mjolnir gets all broken n junk.  Hopefully that means they’ll stop making those horrible movies.  But I know it doesn’t mean that.

Meh.

/opens beer(s)

 

Have a great weekend, everyone.

Love ya’s

Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme?  Drop me a line…

[email protected]

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Brick Meathook

The fuel pump on an F-1 rocket engine (device on top) was driven by a 55,000 HP gas generator.
Yes, the F-1 had an accessory that was 55,000 HP. By comparison, a single main engine on a 747 is about 60,000 HP.
The F-1 was a big-titted engine.
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And here’s the chief designer of the F-1, Dr. Double-Trouble:
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Brick Meathook

This post is far too educational.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl

Nice turbo pumps!

Doktor Zymm

Airplanes are awesome. I occasionally have regrets about not becoming an aerospace engineer

Romonobyl

And it’s disposable. Figure that shit out.

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Doktor Zymm

Second week of new job done. Now at the airport, flying back to Chicago to clean out my condo and figure out what I need to do before putting it on the market. Also getting lunch with my old coworkers. Should be fun, though I’ll be tired by the time I get back here late Sunday night

Romonobyl

Relax, they’re just really big rats.

Doktor Zymm

And maybe also some giant mutant turtles?

Doktor Zymm

How enterprising of them! I hope they ate all the food in my freezer. I have to find somewhere to donate that or chuck it all out

Romonobyl

Or schedule a feeding frenzy.

Doktor Zymm

Too bad baseball is over. I feel like throwing raw meat at Cubs fans would be something enjoyable

Romonobyl

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Mr. Ayo

Goodest of lords.

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Shogun Marcus

Shouldn’t that shay shmells?

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Shprayed Fabrezshe.

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Romonobyl

I’m sure I’m not alone when I say this:

MOAR KAT DENNINGS PLEEZE!!!!!!!!

Sharkbait

Seconded.

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Masturbated too fast.

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Romonobyl

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Shogun Marcus

That’s one appendage you could extend in approval…

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That chair is going to tip over, people!

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I usually don’t like puppet shows.

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Hiaigh Kate.

herodotus450

Submitted for your approval, the opening 5 seconds of two songs that reminded me of each other, but it’s probably just a coincidence.:

Song 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

Song 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8-4tjPxD8

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Jesus, Eva.

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Outtie; 4/2 would not……..

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I think that the helmet device and the midfield symbol for the Cincinnati Bearcats is supposed to be some kind of bear or cat paw, but those claws at the top look more to me like a cockscomb and I visualize a chicken, rather than a bear or a cat or a bearcat.
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Redshirt

Agreed. In the ’90s the C was more straight, but then some idiot decided that the logo didn’t look cool enough and hit Ctrl+i.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Spicy chicken tacos sound good.

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Do you have a quarter?

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I’m still shopping for some motorboat.

Brick Meathook

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Romonobyl

So glad we’re back to the old format. You all must realize that I fail to exist without teh likes.

Redshirt

When did we even change. Did I miss something in this Month cleverly disguised as a Week?

herodotus450

This is Great.

Romonobyl

Don’t start that shit again!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s fantastic.

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Redshirt

(door flies open)
(falls into room fainting due to exhaustion)

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Brick Meathook

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Romonobyl

Spray plate of the Saturn 5 F1 engine. What do I win?

Brick Meathook

Wow! Correct! Here’s a rocket scientist:
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Shogun Marcus

That’s why there’s tears in heaven eric.

herodotus450

Just some connecting the dots here, but maybe when Michcael Jackson did it he was just looking for inspiration for his next big hit (on the pavement)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Or someone who looked at the photo title.

Meh, same thing in today’s world.

Romonobyl

Not really, the Apollo program is one of my many things. NASA had serious problems with that engine until they perfected the pattern of that plate. Rocket engines work better when they aren’t all ‘esplody.
Don’t get me started on Gemini, the forgotten hero.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Just pointing out the obvious, no need to get experty.

Romonobyl

You know you love it.

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Back in the day when scientists were respected.

Romonobyl

So very true, and relied on brains and a slide rule.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

and hoping the lowest bidder still met spec.

Romonobyl

Nice boosters!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Good points; need exact control when docking.

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Romonobyl

Never knew Grandma liked to crowd surf.

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Horatio Cornblower

Uh, it’s pronounced ‘whomst’.

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Romonobyl

Dovetail joinery, very secure.

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Brick Meathook

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Romonobyl

Always excellent advice.

Romonobyl

Nice rear end!

Romonobyl

I’m sure that’s not what that is, but it looks like one.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I say go with it.

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WCS

Why is she wearing a belt inside the dress?

Shogun Marcus

That’s the question you have?!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Um….. belly “necklace” and a thong…..

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She’s gonna need to speak with your manager.

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Shogun Marcus

I’d have no problem with her foot. Wherever, whenever.

WCS

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For teh first one.

Wakezilla

Marvel has done an excellent job casting. DC should run with this and cast Kate Upton for Black Canary and Emily Ratajkowski for Starphire

SOS: How do I post pics and gifs now? The old way of 48 hours ago mo longer works

herodotus450

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WCS

Dad had me clear my cache, and it worked.

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Cleared meh cash and nows I need to use teh weesa card.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Roy Moore’s campaign theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

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Suzanne Pleshette

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King Hippo

King of Track Suits got some work cut out for him with this year’s squadron, it would seem.

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King Hippo

and it’s still a load of monkey shit, TEDDY!!

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WCS

We’re missing two of our starting five, this game was in Germany and A&M got there three days earlier. We’re also a pretty young team. We just ran out of gas.

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Shogun Marcus

Also…watch Lady Dynamite. Now.

herodotus450

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herodotus450

Ooh lots of great hockey games tonight.

Oh, no nationally televised games though. Back to the porn mines I guess.

Shogun Marcus

I’m sad that Kat Dennings is tied to such a shit show. She should be tied in other places.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

So, order is restored to the comments section. I’m glad this happened, a small happy note to finish off an otherwise shitty day, even more shitty because it was a day off.

Sharkbait

Internet Dad is the best dad.

WCS

It’s fixed!

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herodotus450

Comments?

herodotus450

Oh sweet comment system, you’re back! I’ll never tkae you for granted ever again!

Ok I’m going out to the strip club yahho sprots comments for a few hours, don’t wait up.