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LemonJello’s 2024 Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview
REV’S NOTE: Longtime commenter and multi-time Komment of the Week/Banner Quote winner LemonJello bravely volunteered to brave the murky-stadium-pool-water of Northern Florida to bring…
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LemonJello’s 2023 Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview
REV’S NOTE: Longtime commenter and multi-time Komment of the Week/Banner Quote winner LemonJello bravely volunteered to brave the murky-stadium-pool-water of Northern Florida to bring…
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Urban Meyer’s Adventures In London
LONDON. TUESDAY, 10:45 AM LOCAL TIME. AN ALARM SOUNDS, ITS KLAXON SCRAPING THE EARS OF ONE JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS HEAD COACH. URBAN MEYER: Oh, man.…
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The 2018-19 Jacksonville SWAGuars Preview
I am the horny housewife of NFL fandom. I’m married to a sports team. A respectable team. The kind of team you could bring…
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Bortles 4:3 Just Said The Jaguars are …. uh…….the bye
A brief history of the the term 4-3: Time begins; On July 3, 1890, Idaho joined the union as the 43rd state. why they…
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Les Jaguras
INT. EVERBANK FIELD LOCKER ROOM – DAY A circle of young, strong, healthy, half-dressed men surround a well-built bald man twenty years their senior.…
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Playoffs? Talk about playoffs?? We’re in even if we can’t win a game!
Look, it’s no secret that I was pretty hard on the 2015 NFL product. Officiating snafus, points of emphasis, and general game management ineptitudes…
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Scratch-22
In the wake of recent incidents where a potentially concussed Arian Foster was allowed to retake the field without clearing the concussion protocol and…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
So we kicked off Week 5 last night with a 40-year-old Matt Hasselbeck in pants-shitting agony, somehow getting enough energy to overcome a bacterial…