Seriously, I'm not joking. August 12 is "Middle Child Day". It's official and everything!!!!!!
HEY LOOK IT'S THE NEW JAN BRADY!!!!!
marsha, Marsha, MARSHA!!!!!
OK, enough of that stupidity. I was delayed today and I'm running out of time so I gotta write this fast.
As I mentioned last night, Antonio Brown wanted
I'm supposed to preview the 2019 Steelers. Let me start with this:
This entire division makes less sense than Drumpf's cabinet. People are talking about the Browns to be good? I trust (hashtag The Pauls) to be successful less than I trust Charlie Kelly can read.
Our dear friend Redshirt let us
Ha!!!! See? I didn't forget this time. Even though I've been watching baseball all day. And maybe drinking some. Allegedly.
Antonio Brown has threatened to quit football because the NFL has threatened to ban his helmet. This sounds stupid on both sides to me, but we'll see.
Justin Tucker is
With the NFL Season approaching, you jerkweeds have had a lot of kontent this week. So I pushed this back until midday today.
When No One Is Watching
I've had a difficult go recently. In many ways. But the reasons don't matter. And I don't have illusions. Many people have it worse
I'm a horrible person. I've known this for a while.
For those of you who have met me, this is not news to you either.
Among other things I've been trying to get taken care of this week, one is cleaning out my fathers old workshop. I finished today. But under a
I'll be honest. Because of life stuff I've only been paying half attention (even if that) to the Ratbirds' offseason. But here's what I do know.
Not Vanilla Anymore, I'll Take Chocolate
Joe Flacco is now mile high. That's gonna be fun to watch.
(lol, sorry Hippo)
Lamar Jackson isn't quite there yet as
Well, I've done it again. For the third time playing hockey, I've dislocated my shoulder. Which, oddly enough makes mixing (shaking) drinks extremely difficult. However, the bar is still open, and drinks must be consumed. With a sling on my shoulder, I think I need a painkiller. Recipe courtesy of
With most sports, there exists the understanding that the competition will occur on the field of play. With others, it is the fans themselves who assume the risk. Certain soccer games are sure to produce violence between hooligans who come to the stadium with the specific intent to cause bodily
As God is my witness,
I had no idea where to go with this year's preview. I have covered the Falcons for [DFO] for the last three years, each with diminishing returns:
2016 - NFC Champion; lost to Patriots in Super Bowl - compared them to types of mayonnaise
Hello. Sorry, I guess that was a little bit of an awkward introduction. Whadda ya want. I've been dead for nine years, ya know. My writin might be a little rusty, if ya catch my drift.
So a few weeks back I get a message from some guy in New York
Welcome to the 2019 BattleBots Beat Midseason Roundtable Spectacularmathon! I'm still Senor Weaselo. Joining me today for this panel are…
The 30 million track wunderkind, he works at KDFO during their popular Request Line show, DJ 3000!
DJ 3000: THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. I JUST HOPE THAT THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE
There's a reason why we went backwards chronologically.
At the end of this one, hopefully you'll understand.
This story is a bit convoluted in several ways. And it might have been the biggest mistake of my life. I'm going to try to tell it accurately, but it's been a while. Please bear