What a weird fucking week!!!!! FFS!!!!! Oh well, I'm not gonna preempt this special "by request" theme another week like I did last week. Though I probably should. Because it's gonna suck. Sorry. Also, there will be no weirdness wrap up this week. Sorry. I'm short on time. But all of you were
Chapter 6 Race with the Cyborg Princess Tasmin held on for dear life as Covalent Blonde raced the stolen aircar over the treetops. King Zixtik was in the back seat, clacking his pincers in the air fretfully and screaming, “Unable to translate! Unable to translate!” Crabman language was a very intricate set
[INTERIOR, DFO CLUBHOUSE] TWBS: Yo, you awake? Balls (moving aside empty pizza boxes): I am now. Whaddayawant? TWBS: So, I was thinking of something. Balls: You need to be careful. You don't do it very well. TWBS: Very funny. I'm serious. Balls: Me too. TWBS: ANYWAY. So, I was talking to Beastie the other day... Balls: Beastie is
[Mandalay Bay Poker Room, Almost Two Hours Later] The tournament has whittled its way down to only three. balls, tWBS and yes...the OBfP. But OBfP's stack of chips has dwindled over the past few hands and she's becoming desperate. The dealer shuffles and begins dealing the next hand. Just then, tWBS feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzNRpvP2ZqQ NFL News: Set your PVRs for Thursday, August 2nd - Ravens-Bears is your 2018 Hall of Fame game I'm guessing so Urlacher & Stabby can get all weepy at the game they love so much. Mike Shula is leaving the Panthers for the Giants to be the offensive coordinator. This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnAKK0FPFB0 Dogs are great. I have much more respect and love for dogs than I do for most humans. Yes, I stand by that statement. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY4h1ikePaA Tonight, live on FS1 beginning at 8pmEST, is the 142nd Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. And you're damn well gonna watch it. Wanna know why you're gonna watch it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccKV1X9uyP4 Man, these Olympic start times are really throwing off my rhythms. Being woken up by female curlers screaming "HURRY HARD!" probably isn't helping. Tonight's sports: Olympics: NBC: 7:00PM - Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing, Freestyle Skiing, Snowboarding, Luge 11:35PM - Alpine Skiing, Snowboarding NBCSN: 8:00PM - Snowboarding, Curling (Mixed Doubles Semifinal #1) 2:30AM - Hockey (Women's