“What Does It Matter? We Know How It’ll End” – The Falcons Coming Off Their Bye

Well, when I started this, I had them pegged at 4-0. Then they shit the bed versus the Bills and I had to retype my intro. THESE FUCKERS JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN! Coming off their bye this week, they host the Jay Cutler distracted Miami Dolphins, which should be an

Your “Well, Well, Well…” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: On-field issues Adrian Peterson - now a Cardinal The Saints received an undisclosed (late-round) pick in exchange. CJ2K is now out, released by the Cards after the Peterson trade was finalized. Steve Smith thinks Mike Glennon was set up to fail, based on last night's play-calling in the

Fantasy Gods, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? Week 5 2017

As many of you know, I like to complain. The weather, sports, politics, nothing ever seems to be good enough for Brocky. Naturally this extends to fantasy football, the thing that is supposed to distract me from those things. Such misfortune can’t possibly be the result of my own ineptitude,

Your 2017 #DoLoThroDo Recap

As I mentioned on Saturday, I did an incredibly dumb thing, where I embarked out to eat as many Doritos Locos tacos as I could in a one-hour time limit. You can check the last post here if you want a further explanation of the rules... In short, I lived

TGISF… AKA “A Lot Can Happen In A Year” Sexy Friday Open Thread

It's an interesting week this week here in TGISF-land.  We've reached a bit of a milestone around here, I suppose. Even though Sexy Friday has been around...well, longer than I have actually...my iteration of it, TGISF, turns one year old this week.  How about that, huh? Now, now, none of that.  Sit