Sorry. Had to make it.
Welcome back to the Beat, and welcome back from the break! Everything's all caught up now, Shark Week has come and gone, though the last Sharknado movie isn't for another couple weeks, and it's not even by the original writer. (Fun fact: We went to the
INT. CORPORATE BOARDROOM - DAY
ROGER GOODELL: ...and with the anthem becoming such a huge distraction, they told me you might be able to help. Distract from the distraction, as it were...
DARREN ROVELL: Oh, I've got your solution. Take a look.
DARREN ROVELL fires up a projector, as a generic rendition of the
Hey kids, it's Internet Dad. I'm taking a break from dick jokes to talk about something near and dear to my heart, charity. I give to a bunch of causes throughout the year, and don't want to bore you guys, but I have a friend who is doing something really
So, true story, I was joking around about how I'd draw the short straw and do the Cleveland Browns season preview and instead turn it into an AFL finals preview and before I knew it, I had actually been assigned the Browns!
That should teach me to keep my mouth shut.
I once studied to become a radio DJ in college. It didn’t last, but in that time I saw the light burn out in my classmate's eyes. Many saw this profession as a means of diving into the deep cuts of bands obscure enough to brag about loving. A chance
Nothing fancy here, fo' sho'.
But we do got some 70s pop down below. Bay City Rollers, dammit!!!!!!
Also, this is a thing, right?
So let me get this straight: Flint, MI has dirty water still, but you worried about an interview about a man doing good for education and generations of kids
Those were my seats the last time that I saw premier league football live at Craven Cottage.
It's that time of year again commentists, futbol is kicking off! I'm aware that Mr. Balls and others dislike the EPL but it's what's on my teevee on Saturdays and the good La Liga
Senor Weaselo: Welcome to the first ever BattleBots Beat midseason roundtable show! I am, as always, your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo, and since we've had this two-week midseason break I thought it would be nice to have a discussion about the season so far, and about what might happen in
In honor of [Door Flies Open]’s third “anniversary” (the site was here before, but… you know), the writing staff… nearly forgot about it. In a way, I feel that's a good thing because it means we've been around for a little while. But once we realized the moment upon us,
It might be early, but the Packers defence is already half-done for the year: Jake Ryan is out for the season with an ACL tear.
Immediate replacements are rookie Oren Burks, the team's third-round pick of the 2018 NFL Draft, and second-year pro Ahmad Thomas.
They may also wait
The reigning Heisman winner and latest number one overall draft pick is a Cleveland Brown. This is not news, provided you are somebody who does not spend every Sunday talking about how you don’t even watch the NFL anymore, is Brett Favre still in the league? Despite being perceived as
Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat!
Round 18 Recaps and Highlights
The Round started off with an Elimination game for Essendon. The Bombers were hosting the Sydney Swans and desperately needed to win to maintain any hopes of playing finals. The game was close for about three quarters and then