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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread AND Browns Preview 2026-9
WE are, appropriately, taking a Royal Dump as WE write this. Let US begin the preamble… As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy…
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Request Line: Hack the Planet!
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY DJ 3000′ and the PRODUCER are standing above a hospital bed where HUNTER RENFROW lays plugged into a VR…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your 2026 Jets Season Preview!
They’re gonna suck. This has been your 2026 Jets season preview. Okay, fine, I have a minimum word count to hit. But I’ll be…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: I’m Tired Of Pandering To You People!
Guten tag drones. This week’s title comes from Diamond Joe Quimby, who yelled something like that at the good people of Springfield. Unfortunately I…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-8
WE are in pre-season! The Hall of Fame was, apparently, perfectly cromulent. WE, of course, did not watch a minute, but WE heard good…
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Request Line: Immobilized
EXT. KDFO RADIO STATION PARKING LOT – DAY A Waymo vehicle pulls into the parking lot and comes to a stop in front of…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine Season H Recap
BROOKLYN HEIGHTS, N.Y.—The Season G Brooklyn Nocturnes came into their sophomore campaign with hope to turn the corner, and ended up with plenty more…
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AFL Beat 2026 – AFL Round 21 Recap and AFLW preview!
We now have the ladies’ competition to watch in addition to the regular one! Honestly, I really like watching their games. It’s the opposite…
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Strategic Ennui and Other War Crimes: 2026 Carolina Panthers Team Preview (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Imagine if “I just can’t” was a football team. That’s this year’s edition of the Carolina Panthers. They “won” the NFC South with an…