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Quick Thoughts on the Rule of Law
This quick hit post is coming to you LIVE from the British Library, where I both very recently took a shit and the picture…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A BattleBots Beat Update!
No, not that it’s coming back. Maybe it is. Depends on a LOT, and I didn’t even watch Champions II. Buuuut, there is a…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 5 Recap!
This week, we had Gather Round, which is where every team played in Adelaide at different venues. It was very interesting to watch on…
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Sand in the Gears of “Progress”: Tuesday Open Thread
Whelp, we haven’t nuked Iran (yet). So that’s nice. I would like to commend President Trump for his ability to bridge gaps that would…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Black Widows!
Guten Tag drones! I went into my notes for this week’s topic and found that, at some point during the off-season, I had scribbled…
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Request Line: A Prom To Die For – Part 8 (A Cry For Help)
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are…actually, most of the lights are out. A single spotlight is pointed at a disco ball on the…
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Random Thoughts With BFC, Volume 33
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “They Are All Perfect”
I’m getting the cherry blossom texts from the Brooklyn Botanic Garden saying it’s bloom season! Maybe if they’re still there this weekend I can…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 4 Recap!
This week, we had a pretty long week as the games stretched out into Easter Monday. On the bright side, the best game was…
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