Red Sox win World Series; Maestro continues to be insufferable.

The Maestro - October 29, 2018

FACKIN' STEVE PEAHCE AND DAVID PRICE! THIS IS OW-AH FACKIN' YEAHH! NEVAH HAS THEAH BEEN SUCH A FACKIN' INCREDIBLE TEAM. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[spits dip]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your NLCS Game 3 Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - October 15, 2018October 15, 2018

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/gets called into DFO backroom/dungeon Balls: WHAT? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a beer: Dude, WTF? Balls: WYTAW? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a blunt: What day is it today, asshole? Balls: Uh, Friday? MHFH a beer: Seriously? Balls: Wednesday? MHFH a blunt: FFS, it's Monday!! As in MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!?!? Balls: You guys know I don't like the NFL, right? MHFH

Let All The Poisons That Lurk In The Mud, Hatch Out: A 2018 Yankee Autopsy

Basesball

Ian Scott McCormick - October 10, 2018October 10, 2018

Fuck you. [Slams forehead into desk at office, arousing the suspicion of my coworkers from behind my cubicle walls] [Takes long drag of a cigarette not caring that I don't smoke, that I'm violating company policy, that I'm still drunk from the night before and have lit the filter end like an

Boots on the Ground! Things to do in Denver When you’re Drunk. Part 1 – The Full Mile High

yeah right - September 26, 2018

A couple of weeks ago I took my annual, "Well shit I have to use up some vacation time" vacation. I'm a big baseball fan and I took the opportunity to add another MLB stadium to my "visited" list. I've been to 16 current MLB stadiums along with 5 or

Feast Upon My Tears: A Yankee-Red Sox Recap

Ian Scott McCormick - August 6, 2018August 6, 2018

I once studied to become a radio DJ in college. It didn’t last, but in that time I saw the light burn out in my classmate's eyes. Many saw this profession as a means of diving into the deep cuts of bands obscure enough to brag about loving. A chance

Breakin’ Down the MLB Heart & Hustle Award Winners

Basesball

Ian Scott McCormick - July 28, 2018July 27, 2018

Heart - noun \ ˈhärt \: a hollow muscular organ of vertebrate animals that by its rhythmic contraction acts as a force pump maintaining the circulation of the blood And - conjunction \ ən(d)\: used as a function word to indicate connection or addition especially of items within the same class or type —used to join sentence elements

Your “As I Am An Honest Puck” Tuesday Night MLB All-Star Game Open Thread

Senor Weaselo - July 17, 2018July 17, 2018

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEkcP8lZvZA Yup, that's where I went with the title. Because as I mentioned last year, I did have the fortune to go to the 2008 game, and it was a midsummer night's dream to me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdR6MN2jKYs …If you think that joke's bad, wait until I tell you about the piece one of my

Your “Who Even Are These Guys?” Monday Evening Home Run Derby Thread

Senor Weaselo - July 16, 2018July 16, 2018

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Well, the World Cup of Lesser Footy's over. Only four years and four months until Qatar 2022, or for our purposes two years give or take until Euro 2020, taking place in scenic *googles Euro 2020* all over Europe? Seriously? You have to make an entire Eurotrip to go to

Your Even More Hastily Put Together 2017 MLB Recap and Postseason Preview

Senor Weaselo - October 3, 2017October 2, 2017

Yes, I know, I know, it's football season and therefore nothing else matters, and you don't see the Canadian Commentist Contingent doing a hockey post for tomorrow (to my knowledge…), but the least I can do is see this through, right? First question, how did I do? AL East Preseason picks: BOS, TOR,

Boots on the Ground: Hurricane-Moved Games (Basedball Edition)

Senor Weaselo - September 20, 2017September 20, 2017

First things up, hope everyone in the way of all the hurricanes, and it's unfortunate I have to say hurricanes as in plural, is safe and accounted for, with as little stress and property damage and loss as we could possibly hope for. And also the ones on the way.

Your “And It Was the Best Day Ever” Tuesday Night/MLB ASG Open Thread

Senor Weaselo - July 11, 2017July 11, 2017

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Well at least for me it was. More after the news. NFL News Subtract one day from all the things I said yesterday! Chiefs promote co-director of player personnel Brett Veach to general manager after former GM John Dorsey parted on mutual terms. Apparently Cardinals coach Bruce Arians had surgery in February to remove

Your “Wait, Is Anyone Doing an MLB Preview?” MLB Preview!

Senor Weaselo - April 2, 2017April 2, 2017

/looks around Nope? I guess I better get to it. /puts on Yankees cap /gets pelted with… rubber chickens? Come on, you guys, I'm worth more than Svengoolie! /gets pelted with whole raw chickens That's better. Anyway, the baseball season starts in a couple hours and resident Master of Sexymonies theeWeeBabySeamus is unable to reprise his duties