Your “It’s Opening Day You Sumb*tches” Midday Open Thread

I'm not going to get verbose here. Wow you guys are sooooooo mean. Anywhoooo.... It's baseball's opening day.  As I type this I'm watching the Yankees kick the shit out of my Orioles.  Which isn't a surprise exactly, but I was hoping for a miracle. A minimum of 120 losses this year.  Mark my

Your NLCS Game 3 Open Thread

/gets called into DFO backroom/dungeon Balls: WHAT? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a beer: Dude,  WTF? Balls: WYTAW? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a blunt: What day is it today,  asshole? Balls: Uh, Friday? MHFH a beer: Seriously? Balls: Wednesday? MHFH a blunt: FFS, it's Monday!! As in MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!?!? Balls: You guys know I don't like the NFL, right? MHFH

Boots on the Ground! Things to do in Denver When you’re Drunk. Part 1 – The Full Mile High

A couple of weeks ago I took my annual, "Well shit I have to use up some vacation time" vacation. I'm a big baseball fan and I took the opportunity to add another MLB stadium to my "visited" list. I've been to 16 current MLB stadiums along with 5 or

Breakin’ Down the MLB Heart & Hustle Award Winners

Heart - noun  \ ˈhärt \: a hollow muscular organ of vertebrate animals that by its rhythmic contraction acts as a force pump maintaining the circulation of the blood And - conjunction \ ən(d)\: used as a function word to indicate connection or addition especially of items within the same class or type —used to join sentence elements

Your “As I Am An Honest Puck” Tuesday Night MLB All-Star Game Open Thread Yup, that's where I went with the title. Because as I mentioned last year, I did have the fortune to go to the 2008 game, and it was a midsummer night's dream to me. …If you think that joke's bad, wait until I tell you about the piece one of my

Your Even More Hastily Put Together 2017 MLB Recap and Postseason Preview

Yes, I know, I know, it's football season and therefore nothing else matters, and you don't see the Canadian Commentist Contingent doing a hockey post for tomorrow (to my knowledge…), but the least I can do is see this through, right? First question, how did I do? AL East Preseason picks: BOS, TOR,