Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: QAARON’S QAVE WATQH

Man, am I gonna look dumb if he makes a decision between now (it is 11:12 Eastern) and when this goes up. But anyway, the NFL world continues to wait on Aaron Rodgers, who’s come out of his darkness retreat

and didn’t specifically say anything about wanting to stay on the Packers or go to the Jets, but is at least giving a list of requests/demands about who he wants the Jets to go get. Such as Allen Lazard (4 years, $44M). Also on that list: Randall Cobb, Marcedes Lewis, and Odell Beckham, Jr..

I look forward to the Jets getting exactly two of the remaining three on the list, but not getting all three, so no deal. Why? Because that seems like the Jetsiest circumstance. Either that or he plays like five games and then says “fuck it” and retires, right after the king’s ransom kicks in. Again, because potential for maximum Jets. Regardless, my money remains on Zach Wilson starting at least 2 games this season, much to the pain and suffering of anyone who roots for the Jets.

UPDATE: Rodgers said on his favorite non-Rogan podcast the Pat McAfee Show that he wants to play for the Jets this coming season and it’s up to the two teams to work out the accommodations. He was at 90% retiring pre-retreat but over the course of that things changed with what he believed was the Packers’ stance.

Okay, what about non-Rodgers news?
–Eagles to release CB Darius “Big Play” Slay.
–TE Hayden Hurst to Carolina.
–ILB Cole Holcomb to Pittsburgh.
–OT Riley Reiff to New England.
–Dallas picks up CB Stephon Gillmore from Colts, re-sign LB Leighton Vander Esch.
–RB David Montgomery to Detroit.
–OLB Arden Key to Tennessee.

And now sports:
JV Basketball Pre-Madness: First Four Part 2
(It is my opinion that the First Four does not count as the NCAA Tournament.)
16 seeds: Fairleigh Dickinson vs. Texas Southern (6:40, TruTV)
11 seeds: Nevada vs. Pitchforks (Arizona State) (9:10, TruTV)

Hunt for Team 69 (nice): NIT, Round 1
Central Florida @ General Florida (7:00, ESPN2)
Virginia Tech @ Fightin’ Redshirts (local edition) (9:00, ESPN2)
Tweaker Matchup! UC Irvine vs. Monald Muck (11:00, ESPN2)

Varsity Basketball
Continuous Process vs. Less of Missing LeBron (PHI vs. CLE, 7:30, ESPN)
Super Splash Bros. Melee vs. Basketball Chargers (GS vs. LAC, 10:00, ESPN)

Not the Big City Greens Classic but still hockey
You Won Your Cup Last Year vs. 67ers (COL vs. TOR, 7:00, TNT)
Call of the Wild vs. 32nd Notes (MIN vs. STL, 9:30, TNT)

World Baseball Classic
Puerto Rico vs. Dominican Republic: Winner moves to quarterfinals, loser goes home (7:00, FS1)
United States vs. Colombia: United States advances with win; Colombia would… maybe need help depending on CAN-MEX before press time? (10:00, FS1)

That may be everything that matters for now, so go laugh at Rutgers for losing to Hofstra last night!