Request Line: Hack the Planet!

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

DJ 3000′ and the PRODUCER are standing above a hospital bed where HUNTER RENFROW lays plugged into a VR simulation of a high school prom mass murder. 

PRODUCER: Wow. This is really bad.

DJ 3000′: YEAH.

PRODUCER: Maybe I will take you up on that offer of coffee. How long has he been like this?

DJ 3000′: I’D RATHER NOT SAY.

PRODUCER: Is he having fun, at least?

DJ 3000′: I THINK SO. HE SMILED A LOT WHEN THE GIRLS JUMPED INTO THE POOL.  AND HAD, UH, OTHER PHYSIOLOGICAL REACTIONS.

PRODUCER: Girls?

DJ 3000′: YES, THERE ARE RENDERINGS OF TWO YOUNG WOMEN HE WAS INTERESTED IN TAKING TO THE PROM WHO ARE HIS COMPANIONS IN THE SIMULATION.

PRODUCER: And he refuses to leave?

DJ 3000′: I’M NOT SURE HE REMEMBERS THAT HE CAN LEAVE. I TRIED ADJUSTING THE GAMEPLAY SO THINGS WOULD BE REALLY DULL AND REPETITIVE AND BORING – THEY HAVE JUST BEEN HANGING AROUND IN AN EMPTY CLASSROOM AND THE GIRLS HAVE GONE FROM SEXY PROM DRESSES TO UNFLATTERING BULKY SWEATSHIRTS NOW – BUT IT DIDN’T WORK. AND INCREASING HUNTER’S PHYSICAL DISCOMFORT WITHIN THE GAME HASN’T BEEN PRODUCTIVE EITHER.

PRODUCER: Can’t we just unplug him, or turn off the wifi or something?

DJ 3000′: NOT REALLY, NO.

PRODUCER: Ah. Because if we forcibly eject him from the game he’ll die?

DJ 3000′: PROBABLY. OR GO PERMANENTLY INSANE. WE DEVELOPED A LARGE LANGUAGE MODEL TO GENERATE THE STORY AND THE CODE, AND THAT TROPE WAS HEAVILY FEATURED IN THE TRAINING SET DATA.

PRODUCER: Huh. That’s quite the pickle.

DJ 3000′: YEAH.

PRODUCER: Can we, uh, hack him out?

DJ 3000′: HACK HOW?

PRODUCER: I don’t know, in the movies there’s always some kind of backdoor access or something.

DJ 3000′: MODERN HACKING IS MOSTLY JUST SOCIAL ENGINEERING AT THIS POINT.

PRODUCER: Oh.

DJ 3000′: HMM…I DON’T KNOW IF THAT WILL DO MUCH GOOD AT HELPING HUNTER ESCAPE FROM THE VIRTUAL REALITY PRISON THAT HE BUILT FOR HIMSELF, BUT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD TOPIC FOR REQUEST LINE.  WHICH COINCIDENTALLY IS GOING LIVE IN JUST A FEW SECONDS.

PRODUCER: So…the topic is computer hacking?

DJ 3000′: YEAH. SONGS ABOUT CODE, AND PASSWORDS, AND MAINFRAMES, AND THAT SORT OF STUFF.

PRODUCER: Sounds a little thin. There are a bunch of movies about computer hacking, maybe we should include songs from those soundtracks as eligible.

DJ 3000′: SURE, WHY NOT.

PRODUCER: Why don’t I get us started with a song that fills both criteria, from a film that pretty much had only two things going for it.

Today’s theme is “Hacking”.  We’re looking for songs that have some kind of connection – however tenuous – to computer hacking.  Feel free to rely heavily on movie soundtracks, and of course with a topic like this one band names and album names are fair game.  Please post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvMiFrDuMs” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle answer of “Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again” by Bob Dyland was requested – and later claimed! – by GumbyGirl.  This is a tough topic – let’s see if you folks can hack it! 

 

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Paranoid Android off of OK Computer

https://youtu.be/fHiGbolFFGw

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Dammit yeahright

Brocky

So giving an update here,

Most of northwest Indiana got ravaged by storms this week.

I got lucky in that i was one of the few areas to not lose power.

It sucks though seeing what my neighbors and Co workers are going through.

Biggest annoyance is honestly the fact that the cell tower by my house got damaged, so I have spotty service and no home internet.

So this is what living in the 1700s felt like

blaxabbath

Sounds like just the kind of locale ICE could come in and really make a killing.

Gatoraids

Deltron 3030 – entire concept album of a futuristic hacker. Virus being a song dedicated to it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34k3GwQtbbs

ewps picked the instrumental version first

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Brocky

Weird al – it’s all about the pentiums baby

https://youtu.be/qpMvS1Q1sos?is=fdeUmjMsVisTQHU9

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